| #795 | 30669 scroll | 3 |
| #641 | 33398 scroll | 12 |
| #484 | 334 scroll | 9 |
| #141 | 4-d camera | 1 |
| #363 | 4-dimensional guitar | 2 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #4298 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #668 | Boris's ring | 2 |
| #4250 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #243 | Genalenâ„¢ Bottle | 9 |
| #430 | Knob Goblin Uberpants | 1 |
| #721 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 3 |
| #488 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 8 |
| #792 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 2 |
| #1007 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #996 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #702 | Knob Goblin love potion | 6 |
| #452 | Knob Goblin seltzer | 17 |
| #746 | Knob Goblin spatula | 1 |
| #601 | Knob Goblin steroids | 7 |
| #482 | Knob Goblin superseltzer | 6 |
| #619 | Knob Goblin visor | 4 |
| #644 | Steal This Candy | 1 |
| #522 | Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix | 3 |
| 🥈 | Underworld acorn | 1 |
| #2217 | Yummy Tummy bean | 23 |
| #172 | a butt tuba | 7 |
| #1151 | abominable snowcone | 3 |
| #1013 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 4 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #353 | ant agonist | 6 |
| #255 | ant pick | 1 |
| #251 | ant pitchfork | 1 |
| #410 | armgun | 2 |
| #429 | arrrgyle socks | 5 |
| #7431 | badass belt | 1 |
| #950 | bag of Cheat-Os | 1 |
| #882 | bar skin | 4 |
| #73 | barskin buckler | 1 |
| #481 | beach glass bead | 4 |
| #287 | beach glass necklace | 1 |
| #282 | beanbag chair | 1 |
| #723 | beer lens | 1 |
| #82 | bigger stick | 2 |
| #314 | bird rib | 2 |
| #1498 | bit of clingfilm | 1 |
| #389 | black kettle drum | 1 |
| #235 | bone flute | 5 |
| #457 | booty chest charrrm | 8 |
| #644 | bottle of Monsieur Bubble | 2 |
| #586 | bottle of gin | 21 |
| #713 | bottle of tequila | 15 |
| #544 | bottle opener belt buckle | 1 |
| #368 | box | 31 |
| #864 | bubbly potion | 2 |
| #670 | bugbear beanie | 5 |
| #638 | bugbear bungguard | 5 |
| #603 | cannonball charrrm | 3 |
| #276 | chef's hat | 39 |
| #397 | clown shoes | 6 |
| #195 | clown skin | 42 |
| #617 | cocoa egg | 11 |
| #683 | cog | 19 |
| #818 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 4 |
| #883 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 3 |
| #701 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 8 |
| #931 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 2 |
| #949 | dusty bottle of Port | 2 |
| #1015 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 1 |
| #350 | enormous belt buckle | 8 |
| #1214 | helmet turtle | 10 |
| #375 | oversized pizza cutter | 15 |
| #661 | phonics down | 44 |
| #145 | rewinged stab bat | 7 |
| #889 | ridiculously huge sword | 3 |
| #2844 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #990 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |