| #794 | 30669 scroll | 3 |
| #640 | 33398 scroll | 12 |
| #483 | 334 scroll | 9 |
| #140 | 4-d camera | 1 |
| #361 | 4-dimensional guitar | 2 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #4299 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #668 | Boris's ring | 2 |
| #4245 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #243 | Genalen™ Bottle | 9 |
| #430 | Knob Goblin Uberpants | 1 |
| #721 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 3 |
| #488 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 8 |
| #791 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 2 |
| #1004 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #995 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #701 | Knob Goblin love potion | 6 |
| #452 | Knob Goblin seltzer | 17 |
| #745 | Knob Goblin spatula | 1 |
| #600 | Knob Goblin steroids | 7 |
| #482 | Knob Goblin superseltzer | 6 |
| #613 | Knob Goblin visor | 4 |
| #642 | Steal This Candy | 1 |
| #524 | Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix | 3 |
| 🥈 | Underworld acorn | 1 |
| #2219 | Yummy Tummy bean | 23 |
| #170 | a butt tuba | 7 |
| #1151 | abominable snowcone | 3 |
| #1012 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 4 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #350 | ant agonist | 6 |
| #252 | ant pick | 1 |
| #249 | ant pitchfork | 1 |
| #410 | armgun | 2 |
| #427 | arrrgyle socks | 5 |
| #7431 | badass belt | 1 |
| #950 | bag of Cheat-Os | 1 |
| #884 | bar skin | 4 |
| #73 | barskin buckler | 1 |
| #482 | beach glass bead | 4 |
| #286 | beach glass necklace | 1 |
| #282 | beanbag chair | 1 |
| #723 | beer lens | 1 |
| #82 | bigger stick | 2 |
| #316 | bird rib | 2 |
| #1500 | bit of clingfilm | 1 |
| #389 | black kettle drum | 1 |
| #234 | bone flute | 5 |
| #457 | booty chest charrrm | 8 |
| #645 | bottle of Monsieur Bubble | 2 |
| #583 | bottle of gin | 21 |
| #713 | bottle of tequila | 15 |
| #544 | bottle opener belt buckle | 1 |
| #369 | box | 31 |
| #863 | bubbly potion | 2 |
| #671 | bugbear beanie | 5 |
| #638 | bugbear bungguard | 5 |
| #603 | cannonball charrrm | 3 |
| #277 | chef's hat | 39 |
| #397 | clown shoes | 6 |
| #195 | clown skin | 42 |
| #616 | cocoa egg | 11 |
| #685 | cog | 19 |
| #816 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 4 |
| #881 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 3 |
| #699 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 8 |
| #930 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 2 |
| #947 | dusty bottle of Port | 2 |
| #1013 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 1 |
| #348 | enormous belt buckle | 8 |
| #1210 | helmet turtle | 10 |
| #373 | oversized pizza cutter | 15 |
| #660 | phonics down | 44 |
| #145 | rewinged stab bat | 7 |
| #890 | ridiculously huge sword | 3 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |