Exonerated Muppet Dancer

RankItemQuantity
#177A. W. O. L. commendation38
#101Beach Buck50
#1462CRIMBCO scrip10
#526Chroner3
#88Coinspiracy37
#673Crimbo Credit1
#1668Crimbuck100
#12EMD holo-record1
#104FunFunds™11
🥉Saccharine Maple pendant16
#61Volcoino5
#121Wal-Mart gift certificate2
#821bejeweled cufflinks2
#41buffalo dime10
#4784candy cane1
#873casino pass1
#585dance card1
#16defective Game Grid token1
🥇duct tape32,123
#664fat stacks of cash9
#2393felt1
#2190googly eye2
#605hermit permit1
#282hobo nickel1,052
#178huge gold coin24
#1183nanofiber cloth1
#21odd silver coin18
#139pile of gold coins18
#147pixellated moneybag5
#450pointed stick1
#388sand dollar4
#1029stick1
#2643stuffing1
#505tap shoes1
#767tortoise's blessing1
#87valuable coin7
#554worn tophat1

Wow, that's 33,561 items total!

what items are this player missing?