| #280 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #4299 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #1919 | Bonerdagon necklace | 2 |
| #1677 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2771 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1871 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #59 | Crimbough | 1 |
| #2025 | Drowsy Sword | 3 |
| #90 | Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance | 10 |
| #2761 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 4 |
| #171 | Mr. Balloon | 1 |
| #520 | Newbiesport™ tent | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #711 | Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix | 1 |
| #51 | ancient turtle shell | 1 |
| #1125 | anniversary gift box | 4 |
| #120 | asbestos helmet turtle | 1 |
| #5055 | badass belt | 5 |
| #192 | black sheepskin diploma | 1 |
| #122 | blue shell | 1 |
| #142 | bottlecap turtle | 1 |
| #27 | bottled inspiration | 100 |
| #3695 | box of sunshine | 17 |
| #230 | box turtle | 1 |
| #1108 | broken skull | 2 |
| #93 | bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban | 1 |
| #1751 | canteen of wine | 1 |
| #80 | cardboard box turtle | 1 |
| #252 | chrome helmet turtle | 1 |
| #260 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 5 |
| #36 | cursed breeches | 1 |
| #64 | cursed cutlass | 1 |
| #41 | cursed eyepatch | 1 |
| #788 | disintegrating quill pen | 1 |
| #44 | dueling banjo | 1 |
| #126 | dueling turtle | 1 |
| #1144 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 1 |
| #906 | flaregun | 1 |
| #64 | furry green earmuffs | 1 |
| #196 | furry green turtle | 1 |
| #697 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #233 | gloomy black mushroom | 14 |
| #226 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #176 | grinning turtle | 1 |
| #5336 | grue egg | 1 |
| #588 | grue egg omelette | 2 |
| #3453 | handful of confetti | 5 |
| #225 | hedgeturtle | 1 |
| #1873 | helmet turtle | 1 |
| #1092 | ice-cold six-pack | 1 |
| #668 | inkwell | 1 |
| #230 | knobby helmet turtle | 1 |
| #66 | knobby kneepads | 1 |
| #1166 | lavender candy heart | 1 |
| #114 | linoleum helmet turtle | 1 |
| #24 | little round pebble | 67 |
| #289 | love song of icy revenge | 1 |
| #84 | love song of sugary cuteness | 169 |
| #609 | marshmallow | 10 |
| #94 | meaty helmet turtle | 1 |
| #2268 | obsidian dagger | 4 |
| #471 | oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #129 | padded tortoise | 1 |
| #56 | painted shield | 1 |
| #158 | painted turtle | 1 |
| #1155 | pink candy heart | 1 |
| #144 | pregnant gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #1174 | radium-flavored potato chips | 1 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #2133 | roll of toilet paper | 2 |
| #94 | samurai turtle | 1 |
| #36 | samurai turtle helmet | 1 |
| #68 | sebaceous shield | 1 |
| #179 | sewer turtle | 1 |
| #743 | skeleton bone | 25 |
| #201 | skeletortoise | 1 |
| #412 | sleeping wereturtle | 1 |
| #120 | soup turtle | 1 |
| #36 | soup-chucks | 1 |
| #2560 | spectre scepter | 5 |
| #60 | spiky turtle helmet | 1 |
| #62 | spiky turtle shield | 1 |
| #59 | spiky turtle shoulderpads | 1 |
| #81 | stone turtle | 1 |
| #166 | syncopated turtle | 1 |
| #773 | tattered scrap of paper | 1 |
| #296 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #110 | torquoise | 1 |
| #38 | torquoise ring | 1 |
| #382 | turtle pheromones | 8 |
| #1787 | turtle totem | 1 |
| #286 | turtlemail bits | 1 |
| #101 | turtlemail breeches | 1 |
| #110 | turtlemail coif | 1 |
| #111 | turtlemail hauberk | 1 |
| #1131 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 1 |