| #4 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 2 |
| #859 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 2 |
| #4 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 2 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #145 | CSA fire-starting kit | 138 |
| #28 | Caveman Dan's favorite rock | 2 |
| #9 | Coily™ | 7 |
| #1268 | Crimbuck | 350 |
| #419 | FDKOL commendation | 549 |
| #62 | Green Burlap | 1 |
| #652 | Green Clover of Justice | 3 |
| #76 | Green Giant | 1 |
| #186 | Green Manalishi | 1 |
| #49 | Green Muslin | 1 |
| #58 | Green Velvet | 1 |
| #4 | Huggler Radio | 15 |
| #25 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 922 |
| #4 | Official Seal of Dreadsylvania | 1 |
| #942 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 7 |
| #1461 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #4 | Shivering Chèvre | 2,295 |
| 🥈 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 2 |
| #691 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 8 |
| #24 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #222 | alien force field disruptor bean | 1 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| #478 | anniversary gift box | 7 |
| #298 | antique souvenir drawing | 3 |
| #294 | bag of bones | 6 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #60 | bone chips | 465 |
| #431 | bottle of Blank-Out | 20 |
| #1066 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #2388 | box of sunshine | 47 |
| #1101 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 4 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #165 | crusty hula hoop | 2 |
| 🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
| #8 | elevenderizing hammer | 1 |
| #4 | elevennis shoes | 1 |
| #5 | elevent | 1 |
| #1472 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #313 | epic wad | 1 |
| #48 | fishy pipe | 1 |
| #88 | forbidden sausage | 3 |
| #21 | furry green earmuffs | 4 |
| #196 | furry green turtle | 1 |
| #135 | giant green gummi bear | 1 |
| #173 | giant green gummi ingot | 1 |
| #286 | glob of green slime | 1 |
| #5 | goat cheese pizza | 11,398 |
| #68 | green BRICKO brick | 1 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #1909 | green beer | 1 |
| #719 | green candy heart | 8 |
| #1023 | green clay bead | 1 |
| #33 | green cloth cap | 1 |
| #243 | green drunki-bear | 1 |
| #79 | green eggnog | 2 |
| 🥉 | green face paint | 1 |
| #906 | green gummi ingot | 4 |
| #101 | green hamhock | 1 |
| #278 | green peawee marble | 1 |
| #1107 | green pixel | 1 |
| #347 | green pixel potion | 1 |
| #81 | green pixie spog | 1 |
| #87 | green smoke bomb | 34 |
| #841 | green snowcone | 1 |
| #595 | green-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #8 | lawn dart | 35 |
| #49 | mirrored aviator shades | 1 |
| #312 | mixed wildflower greens | 1 |
| #7 | old school flying disc | 36 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #13 | pirate cream pie | 211 |
| #40 | pocket lint (green) | 1 |
| #567 | portable photocopier | 10 |
| #653 | red-and-green sweater | 1 |
| #58 | ridiculous belt | 1 |
| #924 | ridiculous cocktail | 1 |
| #72 | ridiculous earring | 1 |
| #857 | ridiculous sandwich | 1 |
| #65 | ridiculous sunglasses | 1 |
| #634 | round purple sunglasses | 1 |
| #93 | sack lunch | 441 |
| #965 | sandwich of the gods | 7 |
| #202 | slime-soaked hypophysis | 1 |
| #155 | sneaky wrapping paper | 4 |
| #1335 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 1 |
| #98 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote martini | 1 |
| 🥇 | spinning wheel | 1 |
| 🥉 | stick-on gnome beard | 665 |
| #2260 | string of green beads | 1 |
| 🥈 | sucker bucket | 420 |
| #9 | sweatband | 9 |
| #10 | wad of cotton | 112 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #99 | waterlogged crate | 2 |
| #145 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 412 |