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| #1024 | candied yams | 8 |
| #1345 | cheap elven gloves | 1 |
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| #6 | repeating crossbow | 91 |
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| #2720 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 2 |
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| #2410 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #172 | scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker | 120 |
| #102 | scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker | 345 |
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| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
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| #7015 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 3 |
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| #391 | tasty tart | 3 |
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| #296 | thermos full of Knob coffee | 2 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
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| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
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| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
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| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
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| #8077 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
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| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
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| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8089 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
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| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
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