| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #170 | CRIMBCO scrip | 2,340 |
| #63 | Frown Exerciser | 1 |
| #207 | Serenity trading card | 1 |
| #72 | The Landscaper's leafblower | 1 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #1784 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #1151 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #72 | brainwave-controlled unicorn horn | 1 |
| #30 | cane-mail shirt | 1 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #62 | electronic dulcimer pants | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #426 | slip 'n' slide | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #5197 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 6 |
| #6263 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 4 |
| #1484 | stuffed alien blob | 4 |
| #6969 | stuffed angry cow | 3 |
| #7820 | stuffed astral badger | 2 |
| #8939 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6163 | stuffed cocoabo | 4 |
| #2012 | stuffed doppelshifter | 3 |
| #7012 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 3 |
| #7811 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 2 |
| #1264 | stuffed gray blob | 11 |
| #8970 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #5805 | stuffed scary death orb | 5 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #7829 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7669 | stuffed snowy owl | 2 |
| #8873 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3041 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #8870 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7813 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #296 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| #511 | white Canadian | 4 |