| #1053 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #170 | CRIMBCO scrip | 2,340 |
| #1011 | CRIMBCO wine | 6 |
| #2128 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 2 |
| #62 | Frown Exerciser | 1 |
| #211 | Serenity trading card | 1 |
| #73 | The Landscaper's leafblower | 1 |
| #1016 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #1813 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #1153 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #3162 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #72 | brainwave-controlled unicorn horn | 1 |
| #30 | cane-mail shirt | 1 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #1753 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #62 | electronic dulcimer pants | 1 |
| #2303 | gingerbread horror | 3 |
| #238 | holiday cheese log | 8 |
| #2407 | irradiated candy cane | 2 |
| #227 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #427 | slip 'n' slide | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #5208 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 6 |
| #6274 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 4 |
| #1484 | stuffed alien blob | 4 |
| #6980 | stuffed angry cow | 3 |
| #7830 | stuffed astral badger | 2 |
| #8948 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6180 | stuffed cocoabo | 4 |
| #2012 | stuffed doppelshifter | 3 |
| #7023 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 3 |
| #7820 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 2 |
| #1263 | stuffed gray blob | 11 |
| #8977 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #5816 | stuffed scary death orb | 5 |
| #4802 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #7841 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7679 | stuffed snowy owl | 2 |
| #8882 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3043 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #8878 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7823 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #295 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| #513 | white Canadian | 4 |