| #113 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #244 | Amulet of Yendor | 95 |
| #212 | Ancient Saucehelm | 9 |
| #253 | Colander of Em-er'il | 8 |
| #197 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 11 |
| #95 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 17 |
| #137 | Elder Turtle Shell | 12 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| #2356 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 1 |
| #282 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #68 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 19 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #226 | Vaso De Agua trading card | 1 |
| #226 | Woldo trading card | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #147 | apathetic lizardman doll | 1 |
| #135 | arse-a'fire elixir | 1 |
| #540 | badass belt | 87 |
| #298 | bag of airline peanuts | 100 |
| #1146 | banana | 1 |
| #208 | banana spritzer | 1 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #687 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #370 | black candy heart | 25 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2109 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1650 | blood flower | 1 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2409 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2375 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2622 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #409 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 1 |
| #426 | brick | 90 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #465 | bungle in the jungle | 1 |
| #247 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #397 | can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
| #1824 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #2110 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #280 | clown hammer | 100 |
| #120 | cosmic lemonade | 1 |
| #307 | defective skull | 80 |
| #212 | easter egg balloon | 82 |
| #331 | encoder ring | 55 |
| #204 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 125 |
| #276 | fake fake vomit | 110 |
| #247 | fake hand | 105 |
| #1010 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #3838 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #377 | fancy canapés | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #3214 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #398 | giant glass of brandy | 1 |
| #77 | giant stuffed bugbear | 1 |
| #3806 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #689 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #330 | jazz soap | 90 |
| #276 | joybuzzer | 105 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #565 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #317 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 90 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2385 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #381 | mood ring | 20 |
| #3706 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #3218 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #3425 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2533 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #848 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 1 |
| #30 | orange traffic cone | 1 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #318 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 85 |
| #366 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 85 |
| #1206 | pink glowstick | 1 |
| 🥇 | pirate hook | 1 |
| #1434 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #164 | powdered toad horn | 1 |
| #2032 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2538 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #311 | rubber emo roe | 100 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3326 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #939 | strange shiny disc | 1 |
| #2020 | string of blue beads | 2 |
| #2260 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #2246 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #2399 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 20 |
| #3018 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 15 |
| #167 | stuffed Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1830 | stuffed alien blob | 3 |
| #3023 | stuffed angry cow | 15 |
| #3978 | stuffed astral badger | 10 |
| #3089 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 15 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #2959 | stuffed cocoabo | 15 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #4050 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 10 |
| #3064 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 15 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #2983 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #3068 | stuffed hand turkey | 15 |
| #4572 | stuffed mind flayer | 8 |
| #83 | stuffed sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4042 | stuffed scary death orb | 10 |
| #1779 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 10 |
| #4025 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 10 |
| #2951 | stuffed snowy owl | 15 |
| #4043 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 10 |
| #246 | stuffed stab bat | 1 |
| #3038 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 15 |
| #3049 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 15 |
| #152 | stuffed yeti | 1 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #6213 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #2620 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #4831 | tiny plastic angry goat | 3 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #4856 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #4888 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 3 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #6175 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #3311 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 5 |
| #2463 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 7 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #6172 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #3955 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 4 |
| #2521 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 7 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #4801 | tiny plastic grue | 3 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #4844 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 3 |
| #6063 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #3328 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 5 |
| #3308 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 5 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #4842 | tiny plastic mosquito | 3 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #2600 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #4890 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 3 |
| #3940 | tiny plastic stab bat | 4 |
| #4882 | tiny plastic star starfish | 3 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #176 | tomato | 365 |
| #1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #309 | whoopie cushion | 100 |
| #381 | wind-up chattering teeth | 85 |
| #613 | witch hat | 1 |
| #321 | x-ray specs | 70 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2817 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #317 | yellow snowcone | 105 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |