| #192 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 10 |
| #785 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 2 |
| #386 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 3 |
| #50 | Chester's bag of candy | 2 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #27 | Chester's muscle shirt | 2 |
| #89 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| 🥉 | Clan VIP Lounge key | 1 |
| #83 | Frosty's arm | 1 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #33 | Frosty's old silk hat | 3 |
| #665 | Hodgman's blanket | 1 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #98 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| #249 | Kissin' Cousins | 4 |
| #430 | Knob Goblin Uberpants | 1 |
| #989 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #713 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 3 |
| #791 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 2 |
| #824 | Knob Goblin firecracker | 8 |
| #664 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 3 |
| #995 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #413 | Knob Goblin love potion | 24 |
| #285 | Knob Goblin melon baller | 7 |
| #466 | Knob Goblin pants | 16 |
| #410 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 21 |
| #455 | Knob Goblin spatula | 8 |
| #420 | Knob Goblin steroids | 17 |
| #717 | Knob Goblin tongs | 6 |
| #741 | Knob Goblin visor | 2 |
| #1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #1133 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 1 |
| #219 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 7 |
| #215 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #127 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #197 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #108 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #54 | Oscus's pelt | 2 |
| #179 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #626 | Summer Nights | 2 |
| #279 | Tales from the Fireside | 4 |
| #137 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #48 | The Six-Pack of Pain | 2 |
| #931 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #188 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #25 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 2 |
| #192 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #642 | bed of coals | 1 |
| #2109 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #728 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 6 |
| #587 | black striped oyster egg | 9 |
| #1772 | blue paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2409 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1000 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
| #1114 | blue striped oyster egg | 4 |
| #680 | bottle of pirate juice | 1 |
| #170 | concentrated garbage juice | 5 |
| #125 | corncob pipe | 12 |
| #123 | cup of infinite pencils | 12 |
| #244 | deadly lampshade | 4 |
| #71 | dinged-up triangle | 1 |
| #168 | epic wad | 3 |
| #741 | extra-greasy slider | 1 |
| #439 | filth-encrusted futon | 2 |
| #338 | flamin' bindle | 2 |
| #101 | frayed rope belt | 13 |
| #183 | hobo fortress blueprints | 1 |
| #1287 | hobo nickel | 1 |
| #27 | hobo stogie | 1 |
| #581 | jar of squeeze | 1 |
| #552 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 6 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥉 | left-handed melodica | 1 |
| #730 | lewd playing card | 2 |
| #249 | lucky bottlecap | 6 |
| #1292 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #619 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 6 |
| #189 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 16 |
| #2385 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #535 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 4 |
| #2533 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #232 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 13 |
| #111 | off-white striped oyster egg | 23 |
| #31 | old patched suit-pants | 1 |
| #147 | panhandle panhandling hat | 11 |
| #1056 | puce striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #1723 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #1077 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #1645 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #25 | rope with some soap on it | 1 |
| #230 | rusty piece of rebar | 1 |
| #2409 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #25 | sharpened hubcap | 3 |
| #512 | sleazy bindle | 1 |
| #389 | spooky hockey mask | 4 |
| #486 | stained mattress | 2 |
| #492 | stinkin' bindle | 1 |
| #5702 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 5 |
| #5251 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 6 |
| #3986 | stuffed angry cow | 10 |
| #5798 | stuffed astral badger | 5 |
| #7868 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6161 | stuffed cocoabo | 4 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #4050 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 10 |
| #7014 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 3 |
| #4303 | stuffed hand turkey | 9 |
| #6997 | stuffed mind flayer | 3 |
| #4617 | stuffed scary death orb | 8 |
| #3034 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 4 |
| #6361 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 4 |
| #4735 | stuffed snowy owl | 7 |
| #6321 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #6914 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #4585 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 8 |
| #448 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 2 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #1177 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |