| #864 | BGE merchandise order form | 2 |
| #248 | BGE shotglass | 24 |
| #932 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 3 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #376 | CRIMBCO mug | 35 |
| #204 | CRIMBCO wine | 37 |
| #1222 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 4 |
| #1726 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 3 |
| #235 | Frosty's frosty mug | 7 |
| #580 | Go-Wassail | 25 |
| #230 | Hodgman's blanket | 6 |
| #156 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 9 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #570 | bowl of fishysoisse | 1 |
| #321 | breaded beer | 2 |
| #701 | brine | 24 |
| #484 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 6 |
| #1144 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #317 | cranberry schnapps | 2 |
| #112 | dire fudgesicle | 23 |
| #155 | elven squeeze | 29 |
| #304 | extra-greasy slider | 7 |
| #225 | frigid fudgepuck | 17 |
| #521 | frozen banquet | 3 |
| #320 | fudge lily | 16 |
| #611 | fudgecule | 942 |
| #840 | ghost cucumber | 47 |
| #477 | gloomy black mushroom | 6 |
| #1807 | grue egg | 13 |
| #413 | guy made of bee pollen | 6 |
| #1135 | herbal stuffing | 6 |
| #257 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 8 |
| #405 | jar of squeeze | 2 |
| #594 | jerky coins | 27 |
| #215 | marshmallow flambé | 3 |
| #418 | mushroom fermenting solution | 18 |
| #146 | ridiculous cocktail | 11 |
| #252 | single-serving herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #318 | soy cordial | 2 |
| #60 | spectral pickle | 377 |
| #1100 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #376 | superheated fudge | 9 |
| #188 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 6 |
| #660 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #328 | voodoo snuff | 4 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |