| #862 | BGE merchandise order form | 2 |
| #248 | BGE shotglass | 24 |
| #935 | Breathetasticâ„¢ Premium Canned Air | 3 |
| #1118 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1053 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #376 | CRIMBCO mug | 35 |
| #203 | CRIMBCO wine | 37 |
| #1224 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 4 |
| #1727 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 3 |
| #234 | Frosty's frosty mug | 7 |
| #582 | Go-Wassail | 25 |
| #231 | Hodgman's blanket | 6 |
| #156 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 9 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #570 | bowl of fishysoisse | 1 |
| #321 | breaded beer | 2 |
| #701 | brine | 24 |
| #485 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 6 |
| #1147 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #316 | cranberry schnapps | 2 |
| #112 | dire fudgesicle | 23 |
| #157 | elven squeeze | 29 |
| #304 | extra-greasy slider | 7 |
| #225 | frigid fudgepuck | 17 |
| #519 | frozen banquet | 3 |
| #320 | fudge lily | 16 |
| #613 | fudgecule | 942 |
| #840 | ghost cucumber | 47 |
| #479 | gloomy black mushroom | 6 |
| #1810 | grue egg | 13 |
| #415 | guy made of bee pollen | 6 |
| #1138 | herbal stuffing | 6 |
| #258 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 8 |
| #405 | jar of squeeze | 2 |
| #595 | jerky coins | 27 |
| #214 | marshmallow flambé | 3 |
| #418 | mushroom fermenting solution | 18 |
| #147 | ridiculous cocktail | 11 |
| #254 | single-serving herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #317 | soy cordial | 2 |
| #61 | spectral pickle | 377 |
| #1103 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #376 | superheated fudge | 9 |
| #188 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 6 |
| #658 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #329 | voodoo snuff | 4 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |