| #784 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #1448 | Corpse Island iced tea | 2 |
| #535 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #423 | Eau de Guaneau | 1 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #335 | Grateful Undead T-shirt | 1 |
| #888 | Green Clover of Justice | 2 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #1133 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #962 | SPF 451 lip balm | 1 |
| #614 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #234 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 6 |
| #885 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #894 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #904 | antique shield | 1 |
| #947 | antique spear | 1 |
| #2445 | baconstone | 1 |
| #753 | bag of lard | 1 |
| #546 | battered Crimbo Crate | 18 |
| #687 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #694 | black greaves | 1 |
| #695 | black helmet | 1 |
| #667 | black shield | 1 |
| #725 | black sword | 1 |
| #297 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 21 |
| #253 | blue plastic baby | 1 |
| #670 | bottle of antifreeze | 1 |
| #589 | bronze breastplate | 1 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #421 | can of spinach | 5 |
| #1976 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 3 |
| #2872 | candied yams | 1 |
| #1413 | canteen of wine | 5 |
| #1466 | corpse on the beach | 2 |
| #502 | dusty Crimbo crate | 22 |
| #231 | fake blood | 5 |
| #229 | fancy canapés | 2 |
| #513 | filthy lucre | 75 |
| #692 | [2426]fire flower | 1 |
| #96 | giant glass of brandy | 5 |
| #682 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 6 |
| #89 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 2 |
| #60 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 2 |
| #1167 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #1203 | gray bow tie | 2 |
| #1645 | hamethyst | 3 |
| #1135 | herbal stuffing | 6 |
| #689 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #719 | irradiated candy cane | 6 |
| #229 | oozenog | 13 |
| #49 | parasitic claw | 4 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #1142 | patent leather shoes | 2 |
| #1284 | penguin thesaurus | 2 |
| #2212 | porquoise | 1 |
| #150 | pulsing flesh | 18 |
| #106 | rigid carapace | 27 |
| #600 | scented massage oil | 2 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #532 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 26 |
| #124 | thermos of brew | 4 |
| #85 | throbbing rage gland | 4 |
| #2771 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 2 |
| #2091 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 2 |
| #2053 | tiny plastic Felonia | 2 |
| #3826 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #2785 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 2 |
| #3903 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3877 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3070 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #2779 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 2 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3885 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #2054 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 2 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #2827 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 2 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #2855 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 2 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #2799 | tiny plastic astronomer | 2 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #2793 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 2 |
| #2787 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 2 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3993 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #8090 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #2778 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 2 |
| #2810 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 2 |
| #3828 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #2760 | tiny plastic taco cat | 2 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #2694 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 2 |
| #1403 | tofurkey gravy | 5 |
| #1611 | tofurkey leg | 4 |
| #190 | twitching claw | 18 |
| #649 | unstable DNA | 80 |
| #613 | witch hat | 1 |