Zack Lightning

RankItemQuantity
#785ASCII shirt1
#1450Corpse Island iced tea2
#534Danglin' Chad's loincloth1
#423Eau de Guaneau1
🥇French slippers1
#337Grateful Undead T-shirt1
#891Green Clover of Justice2
🥈LARP membership card1
🥇LWA ring1
#1134Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler1
#525Order of the Silver Wossname1
#963SPF 451 lip balm1
#618Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags1
#234Uncle Crimbo's Rations6
#887antique greaves1
#897antique helmet1
#906antique shield1
#948antique spear1
#2450baconstone1
#753bag of lard1
#547battered Crimbo Crate18
#690beholed bedsheet1
#694black greaves1
#695black helmet1
#667black shield1
#727black sword1
#297blob-shaped Crimbo cookie21
#253blue plastic baby1
#670bottle of antifreeze1
#590bronze breastplate1
#228burrowgrub hive1
#421can of spinach5
#1977can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce3
#2875candied yams1
#1412canteen of wine5
#1468corpse on the beach2
#502dusty Crimbo crate22
#231fake blood5
#229fancy canapés2
#512filthy lucre75
#692[2426]fire flower1
#96giant glass of brandy5
#682gingerbread mutant bugbear6
#88glow-in-the-dark dart gun2
#60glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub2
#1169goth kid t-shirt1
#1202gray bow tie2
#1648hamethyst3
#1138herbal stuffing6
#691invisible bag1
#720irradiated candy cane6
#229oozenog13
#48parasitic claw4
#227parasitic headgnawer1
#233parasitic strangleworm1
#190parasitic tentacles1
#1141patent leather shoes2
#1285penguin thesaurus2
#2213porquoise1
#150pulsing flesh18
#106rigid carapace27
#598scented massage oil2
#1479spooky hockey mask1
#532sturdy Crimbo crate26
#124thermos of brew4
#85throbbing rage gland4
#2776tiny plastic Axe Wound2
#2092tiny plastic Beelzebozo2
#2055tiny plastic Felonia2
#3829tiny plastic G Imp1
#3953tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser1
#2788tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester2
#3909tiny plastic Hellion1
#3882tiny plastic Iiti Kitty1
#3074tiny plastic Knob Goblin King1
#2783tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl2
#1056tiny plastic Mob Penguin1
#3905tiny plastic Spam Witch1
#3891tiny plastic Spunky Princess1
#2056tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski2
#3066tiny plastic The Man1
#2829tiny plastic Trouser Snake2
#3856tiny plastic XXX pr0n1
#2857tiny plastic angry bugbear2
#8211tiny plastic angry goat1
#2803tiny plastic astronomer2
#8127tiny plastic barrrnacle1
#3963tiny plastic beanbat1
#8174tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball1
#3907tiny plastic briefcase bat1
#989tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite1
#8220tiny plastic coffee pixie1
#3910tiny plastic cubist bull1
#4497tiny plastic disco bandit1
#1018tiny plastic fat stack of cash1
#3843tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus1
#3909tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker1
#2799tiny plastic fluffy bunny2
#2795tiny plastic handsome mariachi2
#8127tiny plastic howling balloon monkey1
#8068tiny plastic killer bee1
#3890tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box1
#1036tiny plastic mutant elf1
#3994tiny plastic ninja snowman1
#8099tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime1
#3891tiny plastic scary clown1
#4450tiny plastic seal clubber1
#2783tiny plastic senile lihc2
#2816tiny plastic smarmy pirate2
#3837tiny plastic spiny skelelton1
#8159tiny plastic stab bat1
#978tiny plastic strand of DNA1
#2764tiny plastic taco cat2
#3860tiny plastic topiary golem1
#3872tiny plastic warwelf1
#2700tiny plastic whitesnake2
#1404tofurkey gravy5
#1611tofurkey leg4
#190twitching claw18
#648unstable DNA80
#615witch hat1

Wow, that's 510 items total!

what items are this player missing?