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| #1450 | Corpse Island iced tea | 2 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #423 | Eau de Guaneau | 1 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #337 | Grateful Undead T-shirt | 1 |
| #892 | Green Clover of Justice | 2 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #1134 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #962 | SPF 451 lip balm | 1 |
| #618 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #234 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 6 |
| #886 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #895 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #905 | antique shield | 1 |
| #946 | antique spear | 1 |
| #2450 | baconstone | 1 |
| #753 | bag of lard | 1 |
| #547 | battered Crimbo Crate | 18 |
| #690 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #694 | black greaves | 1 |
| #694 | black helmet | 1 |
| #667 | black shield | 1 |
| #726 | black sword | 1 |
| #297 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 21 |
| #253 | blue plastic baby | 1 |
| #670 | bottle of antifreeze | 1 |
| #590 | bronze breastplate | 1 |
| #228 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #421 | can of spinach | 5 |
| #1977 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 3 |
| #2875 | candied yams | 1 |
| #1412 | canteen of wine | 5 |
| #1468 | corpse on the beach | 2 |
| #502 | dusty Crimbo crate | 22 |
| #231 | fake blood | 5 |
| #229 | fancy canapés | 2 |
| #514 | filthy lucre | 75 |
| #692 | [2426]fire flower | 1 |
| #96 | giant glass of brandy | 5 |
| #683 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 6 |
| #88 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 2 |
| #60 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 2 |
| #1169 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #1203 | gray bow tie | 2 |
| #1648 | hamethyst | 3 |
| #1136 | herbal stuffing | 6 |
| #691 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #719 | irradiated candy cane | 6 |
| #229 | oozenog | 13 |
| #48 | parasitic claw | 4 |
| #228 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #189 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #1142 | patent leather shoes | 2 |
| #1284 | penguin thesaurus | 2 |
| #2213 | porquoise | 1 |
| #150 | pulsing flesh | 18 |
| #106 | rigid carapace | 27 |
| #598 | scented massage oil | 2 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #533 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 26 |
| #124 | thermos of brew | 4 |
| #85 | throbbing rage gland | 4 |
| #2776 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 2 |
| #2093 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 2 |
| #2056 | tiny plastic Felonia | 2 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #2786 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 2 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3883 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #2783 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 2 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #2055 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 2 |
| #3064 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #2829 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 2 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #2858 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 2 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #2802 | tiny plastic astronomer | 2 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #2797 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 2 |
| #2793 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 2 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3995 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #2782 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 2 |
| #2817 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 2 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #2764 | tiny plastic taco cat | 2 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #2699 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 2 |
| #1403 | tofurkey gravy | 5 |
| #1611 | tofurkey leg | 4 |
| #190 | twitching claw | 18 |
| #649 | unstable DNA | 80 |
| #615 | witch hat | 1 |