| #1472 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #1423 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #2243 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| 🥉 | Clan VIP Lounge key | 1 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #288 | El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes) | 1 |
| #254 | El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes) | 1 |
| #215 | El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes) | 1 |
| #227 | El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes) | 1 |
| #226 | El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes) | 1 |
| #194 | El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes) | 1 |
| #322 | El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes) | 1 |
| #296 | El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes) | 1 |
| #281 | El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes) | 1 |
| #27 | El Vibrato translator | 1 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #73 | Elvish sunglasses | 1 |
| #700 | Frosty's frosty mug | 1 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #64 | Hodgman's metal detector | 1 |
| #144 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #625 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 1 |
| #195 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #680 | Schrödinger's thermos | 10 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #470 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #851 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 2 |
| #188 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #687 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #439 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 15 |
| #4253 | bottle of goofballs | 2 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1090 | canteen of wine | 13 |
| #633 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 2 |
| #46 | depleted Grimacite hammer | 1 |
| #81 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #1358 | elven limbos gingerbread | 4 |
| #1193 | elven moonshine | 4 |
| #1135 | elven socks | 2 |
| #150 | floaty gravel | 1 |
| #418 | floaty pebbles | 1 |
| #405 | floaty sand | 35 |
| #1335 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 4 |
| #337 | hobo nickel | 839 |
| #689 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #977 | irradiated candy cane | 5 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1240 | knuckle sandwich | 5 |
| #292 | live lobster | 1 |
| #261 | oozenog | 11 |
| #813 | patent leather shoes | 6 |
| #1464 | penguin thesaurus | 1 |
| #47 | propeller beanie | 1 |
| #734 | pulsing flesh | 5 |
| #211 | red plastic baby | 2 |
| #806 | rigid carapace | 6 |
| #52 | rockfish stomach | 19 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #1370 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 4 |
| #296 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| #951 | twitching claw | 5 |
| #1235 | unstable DNA | 26 |
| #613 | witch hat | 1 |
| #104 | wok lobster | 1 |
| #82 | wriggling tentacle | 1 |