Jschulter

RankItemQuantity
#14744-ball1
#14266-ball1
#22458-ball1
#1133Asleep in the Cemetery1
#4Clan VIP Lounge key1
#42El Vibrato energy spear1
#45El Vibrato helmet1
#31El Vibrato leg guards1
#291El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)1
#257El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)1
#216El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)1
#231El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)1
#227El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)1
#197El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)1
#323El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)1
#298El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)1
#283El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)1
#27El Vibrato translator1
#211Elron's Explosive Etude1
#72Elvish sunglasses1
#697Frosty's frosty mug1
#16Frosty's iceball1
#215Frosty's old silk hat1
#125Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics1
#66Hodgman's metal detector1
#145Hodgman's porkpie hat1
🥇LWA ring1
#848Maxing, Relaxing1
#625Ol' Scratch's salad fork1
#194Oscus's pelt1
#680Schrödinger's thermos10
#975Sensual Massage for Creeps1
#471Sinful Desires1
#945Summer Nights1
🥈The Spirit of Crimbo1
#850Uncle Crimbo's Rations2
#187Zombo's shield1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
#690beholed bedsheet1
#441blob-shaped Crimbo cookie15
#4254bottle of goofballs2
🥇bucket of anniversary lard1
#1088canteen of wine13
#633chocolate-frosted king cake2
#46depleted Grimacite hammer1
#80duct tape buckler1
#5138easter egg balloon1
#1358elven limbos gingerbread4
#1192elven moonshine4
#1136elven socks2
#151floaty gravel1
#416floaty pebbles1
#404floaty sand35
#1335gingerbread mutant bugbear4
#337hobo nickel839
#691invisible bag1
#977irradiated candy cane5
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#1241knuckle sandwich5
#291live lobster1
#261oozenog11
#812patent leather shoes6
#1465penguin thesaurus1
#47propeller beanie1
#733pulsing flesh5
#212red plastic baby2
#805rigid carapace6
#51rockfish stomach19
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#410stuffed Hodgman1
#1370sturdy Crimbo crate4
#295throbbing rage gland1
#950twitching claw5
#1232unstable DNA26
#615witch hat1
#106wok lobster1
#82wriggling tentacle1

Wow, that's 1,080 items total!

what items are this player missing?