| #1474 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #1426 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #2244 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #4 | Clan VIP Lounge key | 1 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #290 | El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes) | 1 |
| #256 | El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes) | 1 |
| #216 | El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes) | 1 |
| #230 | El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes) | 1 |
| #227 | El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes) | 1 |
| #196 | El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes) | 1 |
| #323 | El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes) | 1 |
| #297 | El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes) | 1 |
| #283 | El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes) | 1 |
| #27 | El Vibrato translator | 1 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #72 | Elvish sunglasses | 1 |
| #698 | Frosty's frosty mug | 1 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #214 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #65 | Hodgman's metal detector | 1 |
| #145 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #851 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #627 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 1 |
| #194 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #681 | Schrödinger's thermos | 10 |
| #975 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #471 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #947 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #850 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 2 |
| #187 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #690 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #440 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 15 |
| #4254 | bottle of goofballs | 2 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1088 | canteen of wine | 13 |
| #633 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 2 |
| #46 | depleted Grimacite hammer | 1 |
| #81 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #1358 | elven limbos gingerbread | 4 |
| #1192 | elven moonshine | 4 |
| #1136 | elven socks | 2 |
| #151 | floaty gravel | 1 |
| #416 | floaty pebbles | 1 |
| #404 | floaty sand | 35 |
| #1336 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 4 |
| #338 | hobo nickel | 839 |
| #691 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #977 | irradiated candy cane | 5 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1241 | knuckle sandwich | 5 |
| #291 | live lobster | 1 |
| #261 | oozenog | 11 |
| #813 | patent leather shoes | 6 |
| #1464 | penguin thesaurus | 1 |
| #47 | propeller beanie | 1 |
| #733 | pulsing flesh | 5 |
| #212 | red plastic baby | 2 |
| #805 | rigid carapace | 6 |
| #51 | rockfish stomach | 19 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #410 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #1369 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 4 |
| #295 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| #950 | twitching claw | 5 |
| #1233 | unstable DNA | 26 |
| #615 | witch hat | 1 |
| #106 | wok lobster | 1 |
| #82 | wriggling tentacle | 1 |