TheFurian

RankItemQuantity
#4296Baron von Ratsworth's monocle1
#309Boris's key lime pie2
#281Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration1
#4250Crown of the Goblin King1
#320Danglin' Chad's loincloth2
#2267Drowsy Sword2
#160Elmley shades7
#159Frat Army FGF33
#277Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire1
#245Jarlsberg's key lime pie3
#260Knob sausage21
#94Knob stuffed shells23
#755Knoll mushroom5
#3899Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet1
#276McMillicancuddy's Special Lager10
#1134Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler1
#213Monstar energy beverage38
#785Orcish frat-paddle1
#147PADL Phone100
#233Poison Oak trading card1
#260Red Balloon of Valor1
#471Sinful Desires1
#412Sneaky Pete's breath spray3
#399Sneaky Pete's key lime pie1
#85Staff of the Greasefire1
#853The Big Book of Pirate Insults1
#7427badass belt1
#532beer bomb20
#121beer bong39
#114beer helmet78
#191bejeweled pledge pin40
#347big bad voodoo mask1
#348bottle opener belt buckle5
#496bullet-proof corduroys2
#46clockwork staff1
#248cold hi mein1
#465communications windchimes7
#393dance card3
#291depantsing bomb12
#281digital key lime pie2
#807disassembled clover29
#355disintegrating quill pen16
#103distressed denim pants76
#770dry noodles16
#2321duct tape1
#553dusty bottle of Marsala17
#749dusty bottle of Merlot7
#474dusty bottle of Muscat23
#674dusty bottle of Pinot Noir10
#499dusty bottle of Port24
#441dusty bottle of Zinfandel25
#124enchantlers1
#120energy drink IV45
#1944facsimile dictionary1
#738fetid feather1
#768flaming feather2
#790flirtatious feather1
#777frightful feather1
#586frozen feather6
#252furniture dolly10
#266gauze garter45
#695gearbox necklace1
#138giant foam finger34
#2536giant pinky ring1
#1158green candy heart1
#1934hamethyst2
#4481handful of confetti2
#358inkwell9
#213keg shield15
#104kick-ass kicks47
#499kickback cookbook1
#999lavender candy heart2
#303megatofu20
#230milk of magnesium4
#300molotov cocktail cocktail11
#361natty blue ascot1
#2847obsidian dagger2
#1228orange candy heart1
#618oversized pipe1
#138perforated battle paddle55
#1153pink candy heart1
#2047pixellated candy heart1
#142rat appendix105
#1729really dense meat stack1
#577reinforced beaded headband1
#814ring of aggravate monster3
#376ring of conflict1
#638round purple sunglasses1
#3663rubber WWJD? bracelet1
#3648rubber WWtNSD? bracelet1
#296sake bomb62
#67sausage bomb40
#460scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil2
#108shiny hood ornament12
#534sk8board1
#921smart skull2
#3791spectre scepter1
#777spices8
#621spooky mushroom74
#252star key lime pie2
#6937stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech3
#7773stuffed angry cow2
#8923stuffed flaming gravy fairy1
#7025stuffed frozen gravy fairy3
#8977stuffed hand turkey1
#6293stuffed mind flayer4
#1715stuffed ninja snowman1
#7885stuffed scary death orb2
#3417stuffed shoulder parrot3
#8961stuffed sleazy gravy fairy1
#6199stuffed snowy owl4
#7796stuffed spooky gravy fairy2
#7774stuffed stinky gravy fairy2
#7823stuffed undead elbow macaroni2
#15super ka-bob21
#411tattered scrap of paper9
#210tequila grenade26
#1484thin black candle3
#142tighty whiteys1
#1841towel1
#2209toy jet pack1
#442tube sock1
#1001vampire duck-on-a-string8
#121war tongs32
#687water pipe bomb15
#1159white candy heart1
#1157wrench bracelet1
#1106yellow candy heart3
#399yellow candygram1

Wow, that's 1,516 items total!

what items are this player missing?