| #261 | "DRINK ME" potion | 80 |
| #298 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 6 |
| #1435 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #848 | 2-ball | 3 |
| #1453 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1472 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #1433 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1423 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #1485 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #1973 | 8-ball | 2 |
| #399 | C.H.U.M. knife | 2 |
| #1845 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #512 | Frat Army FGF | 1 |
| #665 | Hodgman's blanket | 1 |
| #57 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 2 |
| #372 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 3 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #675 | Orcish baseball cap | 2 |
| #612 | Orcish cargo shorts | 2 |
| #610 | PADL Phone | 1 |
| #1594 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #613 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #965 | beer bomb | 1 |
| #668 | beer helmet | 1 |
| #73 | beer-a-pult | 2 |
| #743 | bejeweled pledge pin | 1 |
| #3304 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #222 | bottle of sewage schnapps | 33 |
| #544 | bottle opener belt buckle | 1 |
| #590 | bullet-proof corduroys | 1 |
| #153 | cast-iron legacy paddle | 1 |
| #154 | chunk of rock salt | 38 |
| #46 | clockwork staff | 1 |
| #879 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| #648 | communications windchimes | 1 |
| #570 | corncob pipe | 1 |
| #1818 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #1815 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1808 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #358 | cup of infinite pencils | 3 |
| #353 | cup of primitive beer | 3 |
| #9 | dead guy's memento | 4 |
| #616 | depantsing bomb | 1 |
| #506 | didgeridooka | 2 |
| #582 | distressed denim pants | 1 |
| #1472 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #539 | energy drink IV | 1 |
| #997 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #323 | filthy hippy poncho | 1 |
| #602 | filthy pestle | 1 |
| #529 | fire poi | 1 |
| #384 | flowing hippy skirt | 1 |
| #376 | frayed rope belt | 3 |
| #614 | gauze garter | 1 |
| #1638 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #134 | giant driftwood sculpture | 1 |
| #2815 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 1 |
| #2689 | handful of confetti | 10 |
| #797 | herbs | 4 |
| #312 | hippy bongo | 1 |
| #547 | hippy medical kit | 1 |
| #576 | hippy protest button | 1 |
| #2795 | irradiated candy cane | 1 |
| #386 | kick-ass kicks | 3 |
| #454 | longhaired hippy wig | 1 |
| #432 | lucky bottlecap | 2 |
| #179 | massive sitar | 1 |
| #2437 | oozenog | 1 |
| #161 | ovoid leather thing | 33 |
| #364 | panhandle panhandling hat | 3 |
| #246 | peace-sign necklace | 1 |
| #419 | perforated battle paddle | 4 |
| #6 | ratarang | 378 |
| #2142 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 3 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2728 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 2 |
| #172 | rusty piece of rebar | 2 |
| #1701 | sandwich of the gods | 2 |
| #771 | shingle | 1 |
| #336 | sleazy bindle | 2 |
| #171 | stone baseball cap | 7 |
| #2377 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 7 |
| #6284 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 4 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #3527 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 12 |
| #2293 | stuffed Meat | 8 |
| #3190 | stuffed angry cow | 14 |
| #4567 | stuffed astral badger | 8 |
| #3785 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 11 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3286 | stuffed cocoabo | 13 |
| #1315 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 3 |
| #4954 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 7 |
| #4944 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 7 |
| #3811 | stuffed hand turkey | 11 |
| #2518 | stuffed key | 2 |
| #1958 | stuffed martini | 1 |
| #4021 | stuffed mind flayer | 10 |
| #1895 | stuffed mink | 14 |
| #1969 | stuffed monocle | 13 |
| #4325 | stuffed scary death orb | 9 |
| #2711 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 5 |
| #4592 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 8 |
| #2692 | stuffed snowy owl | 17 |
| #6321 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #3041 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #4556 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 8 |
| #2549 | stuffed teddy butler | 5 |
| #2232 | stuffed tin of caviar | 9 |
| #2688 | stuffed treasure chest | 1 |
| #3746 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 11 |
| #582 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #6127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #6227 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #6158 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #442 | tube sock | 1 |
| #587 | wreath of laurels | 1 |