| #260 | "DRINK ME" potion | 80 |
| #298 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 6 |
| #1437 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #851 | 2-ball | 3 |
| #1455 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1474 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #1436 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1426 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #1486 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #1974 | 8-ball | 2 |
| #399 | C.H.U.M. knife | 2 |
| #1850 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #512 | Frat Army FGF | 1 |
| #669 | Hodgman's blanket | 1 |
| #57 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 2 |
| #372 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 3 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #676 | Orcish baseball cap | 2 |
| #615 | Orcish cargo shorts | 2 |
| #612 | PADL Phone | 1 |
| #1598 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| #975 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #618 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #967 | beer bomb | 1 |
| #671 | beer helmet | 1 |
| #73 | beer-a-pult | 2 |
| #745 | bejeweled pledge pin | 1 |
| #3303 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #222 | bottle of sewage schnapps | 33 |
| #544 | bottle opener belt buckle | 1 |
| #593 | bullet-proof corduroys | 1 |
| #153 | cast-iron legacy paddle | 1 |
| #155 | chunk of rock salt | 38 |
| #46 | clockwork staff | 1 |
| #883 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| #651 | communications windchimes | 1 |
| #568 | corncob pipe | 1 |
| #1822 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #1818 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1811 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #357 | cup of infinite pencils | 3 |
| #355 | cup of primitive beer | 3 |
| #9 | dead guy's memento | 4 |
| #617 | depantsing bomb | 1 |
| #507 | didgeridooka | 2 |
| #587 | distressed denim pants | 1 |
| #1479 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #540 | energy drink IV | 1 |
| #1000 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #324 | filthy hippy poncho | 1 |
| #602 | filthy pestle | 1 |
| #529 | fire poi | 1 |
| #383 | flowing hippy skirt | 1 |
| #376 | frayed rope belt | 3 |
| #614 | gauze garter | 1 |
| #1640 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1516 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #135 | giant driftwood sculpture | 1 |
| #2813 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 1 |
| #2693 | handful of confetti | 10 |
| #797 | herbs | 4 |
| #312 | hippy bongo | 1 |
| #550 | hippy medical kit | 1 |
| #578 | hippy protest button | 1 |
| #2793 | irradiated candy cane | 1 |
| #387 | kick-ass kicks | 3 |
| #454 | longhaired hippy wig | 1 |
| #432 | lucky bottlecap | 2 |
| #180 | massive sitar | 1 |
| #2436 | oozenog | 1 |
| #162 | ovoid leather thing | 33 |
| #365 | panhandle panhandling hat | 3 |
| #247 | peace-sign necklace | 1 |
| #420 | perforated battle paddle | 4 |
| #6 | ratarang | 378 |
| #2145 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 3 |
| #3660 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3658 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2735 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 2 |
| #172 | rusty piece of rebar | 2 |
| #1703 | sandwich of the gods | 2 |
| #772 | shingle | 1 |
| #335 | sleazy bindle | 2 |
| #173 | stone baseball cap | 7 |
| #2386 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 7 |
| #6294 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 4 |
| #410 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #3539 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 12 |
| #2299 | stuffed Meat | 8 |
| #3202 | stuffed angry cow | 14 |
| #4577 | stuffed astral badger | 8 |
| #3793 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 11 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3295 | stuffed cocoabo | 13 |
| #1318 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 3 |
| #4961 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 7 |
| #4952 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 7 |
| #3820 | stuffed hand turkey | 11 |
| #2531 | stuffed key | 2 |
| #1966 | stuffed martini | 1 |
| #4031 | stuffed mind flayer | 10 |
| #1898 | stuffed mink | 14 |
| #1975 | stuffed monocle | 13 |
| #4333 | stuffed scary death orb | 9 |
| #2711 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 5 |
| #4600 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 8 |
| #2706 | stuffed snowy owl | 17 |
| #6332 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #3043 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #4567 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 8 |
| #2553 | stuffed teddy butler | 5 |
| #2237 | stuffed tin of caviar | 9 |
| #2704 | stuffed treasure chest | 1 |
| #3756 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 11 |
| #583 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #6141 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #6232 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #6170 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #6133 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #6167 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #442 | tube sock | 1 |
| #589 | wreath of laurels | 1 |