| #773 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #1228 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #271 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 2 |
| #220 | Chori Zo trading card | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #3213 | Crimbuck | 1 |
| #119 | Dogsgotnonoz pills | 2 |
| #1601 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #526 | Newbiesport™ tent | 1 |
| #211 | Ralph IX cognac | 1 |
| #583 | Red Rover BB gun | 3 |
| #1076 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #217 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #406 | alphabet gum | 3 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #375 | antique bottle of cough syrup | 1 |
| #753 | bag of lard | 1 |
| #643 | bed of coals | 1 |
| #955 | bejeweled cufflinks | 1 |
| #1015 | bit of clingfilm | 3 |
| #510 | black eyedrops | 1 |
| #121 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 12 |
| #5245 | box of sunshine | 6 |
| #247 | brown crock marble | 1 |
| #335 | bucket of honey | 1 |
| #276 | burst hellseal brain | 22 |
| #957 | can of spinach | 1 |
| #1466 | candy knuckles | 2 |
| #89 | charged magnet | 1 |
| #997 | cheap toaster | 2 |
| #212 | chocolate seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #939 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #3274 | club necklace | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #406 | cursed bottle of rum | 2 |
| #418 | cursed cannonball | 1 |
| #456 | cursed dirty joke scroll | 1 |
| #349 | cursed voodoo skull | 2 |
| #60 | delicious comfit? | 2 |
| #326 | desiccated apricot | 16 |
| #3285 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #295 | dragon snaps | 1 |
| #2080 | elven cellocello | 1 |
| #696 | empty agua de vida bottle | 127 |
| #1294 | facsimile dictionary | 4 |
| #809 | fancy opera glasses | 2 |
| #152 | fruit basket | 1 |
| #1882 | herringcello | 1 |
| #303 | interesting-looking twig | 1 |
| #88 | ironic jogging shorts | 1 |
| #148 | jamfish jam | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #581 | jar of squeeze | 1 |
| #938 | lewd playing card | 1 |
| #836 | live wire | 1 |
| #179 | long-stemmed rose | 12 |
| #292 | munchies pill | 1 |
| #894 | passable elf mask | 6 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #304 | powdered donut | 1 |
| #623 | pretty bouquet | 1 |
| #1511 | pulsing flesh | 1 |
| #1101 | pumpkinhead mask | 1 |
| #326 | red plastic baby | 1 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #707 | royal jelly | 3 |
| #3636 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3660 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2195 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 3 |
| #1730 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 4 |
| #92 | sandcastle | 1 |
| #2414 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #47 | sausage bomb | 73 |
| #201 | shredded hellseal hide | 30 |
| #65 | software glitch | 1 |
| #238 | soggy seed packet | 1 |
| #427 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 104 |
| #5813 | stuffed astral badger | 5 |
| #522 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 13 |
| #940 | stuffed mink | 49 |
| #1870 | stuffed monocle | 15 |
| #629 | sunken chest | 13 |
| #112 | supportive bra | 36 |
| #148 | thought balloon | 1 |
| #1441 | throwing wrench | 1 |
| #1000 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #1465 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 5 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3115 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #2809 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 2 |
| #2067 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #3077 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #2168 | tiny plastic G Imp | 3 |
| #2805 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 2 |
| #2162 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 3 |
| #2170 | tiny plastic Hellion | 3 |
| #2163 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 3 |
| #1148 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 4 |
| #1447 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 5 |
| #2165 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 3 |
| #1250 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 6 |
| #1236 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 6 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #2762 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 2 |
| #797 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 9 |
| #1440 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 5 |
| #1746 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 4 |
| #1518 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 3 |
| #3064 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #2829 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 2 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #1258 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 6 |
| #3305 | tiny plastic angry goat | 5 |
| #1452 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 5 |
| #1755 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 4 |
| #2136 | tiny plastic astronomer | 3 |
| #6168 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic beanbat | 2 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #3305 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 5 |
| #1780 | tiny plastic blooper | 4 |
| #1076 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 7 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #2856 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 6 |
| #6238 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #2768 | tiny plastic demoninja | 2 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #2137 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 3 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #2183 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 3 |
| #2815 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 2 |
| #6181 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic goth giant | 2 |
| #4810 | tiny plastic grue | 3 |
| #1718 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 4 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1965 | tiny plastic killer bee | 9 |
| #1741 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 4 |
| #2502 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 7 |
| #2240 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 8 |
| #1070 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 7 |
| #2828 | tiny plastic mosquito | 6 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #1273 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 6 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #3921 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 4 |
| #2642 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #1779 | tiny plastic scary clown | 4 |
| #1766 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 3 |
| #1217 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 6 |
| #1474 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 5 |
| #1430 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 5 |
| #2272 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 8 |
| #1781 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 4 |
| #3949 | tiny plastic stab bat | 4 |
| #2235 | tiny plastic star starfish | 8 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #1041 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 9 |
| #1451 | tiny plastic taco cat | 5 |
| #1727 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 4 |
| #1372 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 4 |
| #2193 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| #1705 | tiny plastic warwelf | 4 |
| #1221 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 6 |
| #2166 | tiny plastic zmobie | 3 |
| #2887 | toast | 6 |
| #253 | torn hellseal sinew | 21 |
| #254 | unstable quark | 2 |
| #4 | vampire pearl | 584 |