| #1190 | Cloaca grenade | 6 |
| #32 | Cloaca-Cola | 1,337 |
| #1154 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1487 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #903 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #3602 | Crown of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #883 | Dyspepsi grenade | 10 |
| #1253 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 20 |
| #390 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 8 |
| #999 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 2 |
| #775 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 3 |
| #858 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #422 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 2 |
| #1631 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 4 |
| #614 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 1 |
| #285 | Now and Earlier | 13 |
| #2407 | Valentine | 1 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #1688 | Yummy Tummy bean | 63 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #2044 | ball | 1 |
| #574 | broken cellular phone | 2 |
| #1107 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #2975 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #2874 | candied yams | 1 |
| #3619 | candy cane | 3 |
| #1059 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 5 |
| #515 | daisy | 3 |
| #1419 | disco mask | 3 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #2834 | eggnog | 1 |
| #871 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #1830 | fancy chocolate | 2 |
| #78 | flaming crutch | 166 |
| #1454 | giant discarded plastic fork | 4 |
| #2191 | gingerbread bugbear | 5 |
| #1045 | heart-shaped balloon | 2 |
| #741 | iron pasta spoon | 5 |
| #1114 | kite | 5 |
| #1184 | kneecapping stick | 5 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #757 | mafia aria | 22 |
| #1087 | marionette | 1 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #689 | mugcake | 1 |
| #823 | pail | 10 |
| #1565 | pasta spoon | 1 |
| #749 | penguin skin | 24 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #750 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #558 | potted cactus | 2 |
| #272 | potted fern | 2 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #1708 | saucepan | 1 |
| #956 | scroll of pasta summoning | 6 |
| #1671 | seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #1348 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #1581 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #955 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1041 | support cummerbund | 3 |
| #323 | tasket | 1 |
| #265 | tisket | 1 |
| #1902 | tofurkey gravy | 3 |
| #1884 | tofurkey leg | 3 |
| #2070 | top | 1 |
| #392 | tulip | 1 |
| #729 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #538 | white balloon | 3 |
| #1045 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1622 | yeti fur | 3 |
| #2366 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #852 | zombie pineal gland | 5 |