| #280 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #784 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #628 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 1 |
| #1133 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 1 |
| #962 | SPF 451 lip balm | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| #1455 | anniversary gift box | 3 |
| #753 | bag of lard | 1 |
| #509 | black eyedrops | 1 |
| #564 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 1 |
| #670 | bottle of antifreeze | 1 |
| #680 | bottle of pirate juice | 1 |
| #385 | bottle of rhinoceros hormones | 1 |
| #570 | bowl of fishysoisse | 1 |
| #956 | can of spinach | 1 |
| #1347 | club necklace | 5 |
| #557 | concentrated garbage juice | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #268 | cyclops eyedrops | 1 |
| #1954 | diamond necklace | 3 |
| #655 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #761 | fake blood | 1 |
| #692 | [2426]fire flower | 1 |
| #281 | freezerburned ice cube | 1 |
| #1227 | heart necklace | 6 |
| #201 | irradiated pet snacks | 1 |
| #937 | lewd playing card | 1 |
| #10 | mauve striped oyster egg | 380 |
| #530 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 1 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #309 | shrinking powder | 1 |
| #190 | six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8929 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #8850 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8963 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8938 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #8912 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8958 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8969 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8902 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #8935 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8794 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8871 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8868 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8883 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |