| #279 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #785 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #629 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 1 |
| #1134 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 1 |
| #963 | SPF 451 lip balm | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| #1453 | anniversary gift box | 3 |
| #753 | bag of lard | 1 |
| #510 | black eyedrops | 1 |
| #565 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 1 |
| #670 | bottle of antifreeze | 1 |
| #679 | bottle of pirate juice | 1 |
| #385 | bottle of rhinoceros hormones | 1 |
| #570 | bowl of fishysoisse | 1 |
| #956 | can of spinach | 1 |
| #1348 | club necklace | 5 |
| #555 | concentrated garbage juice | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #268 | cyclops eyedrops | 1 |
| #1956 | diamond necklace | 3 |
| #655 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #761 | fake blood | 1 |
| #692 | [2426]fire flower | 1 |
| #281 | freezerburned ice cube | 1 |
| #1228 | heart necklace | 6 |
| #201 | irradiated pet snacks | 1 |
| #935 | lewd playing card | 1 |
| #10 | mauve striped oyster egg | 380 |
| #531 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 1 |
| #3637 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3663 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3658 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3648 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #310 | shrinking powder | 1 |
| #190 | six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #8937 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8942 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #8861 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8973 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8948 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8831 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #8923 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8970 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8977 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8911 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #8940 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8961 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8803 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8882 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8878 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8891 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |