| #1221 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #72 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 12 |
| #738 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #721 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #2543 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| 🥈 | a suspicious address | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #197 | bunny liver | 42 |
| #449 | burst hellseal brain | 9 |
| #515 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| 🥈 | festive warbear bank | 1 |
| #394 | figurine of a charred seal | 8 |
| #465 | figurine of a cold seal | 11 |
| #47 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 22 |
| #340 | figurine of a sleek seal | 6 |
| #76 | figurine of a slippery seal | 24 |
| #172 | figurine of a stinking seal | 13 |
| #689 | fuzzy busby | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #3387 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #2057 | old sweatpants | 2 |
| #356 | shredded hellseal hide | 11 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3789 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #310 | torn hellseal sinew | 14 |
| #382 | turtle pheromones | 8 |
| #893 | worthless gewgaw | 1 |
| #1039 | worthless knick-knack | 1 |