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RankItemQuantity
#9Acqua Del Piatto Merlot1
#6Acque Luride Grezze Cabernet1
#877Ancient Saucehelm3
#2708Baron von Ratsworth's monocle3
#2384Bonerdagon necklace1
#2773Boss Bat britches1
#1481Colander of Em-er'il2
#2654Crown of the Goblin King5
#1168Disco 'Fro Pick3
#668Doc's Miracle Cure1
#479El Sombrero De Lopez5
#45El Vibrato helmet1
#494El Vibrato power sphere1
#949Elder Turtle Shell3
#1600Glass Balls of the Goblin King1
#6Maiali Sifilitici Pinot Noir1
#615Mob Penguin protection contract1
#528Scalp of Gorgolok6
#1232St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket2
#61Time Juice8
#200Unionize The Elves sign1
#10Uovo Marcio Shiraz1
#2405Valentine1
#139Yeti Protest Sign1
#1081annoying pitchfork1
#5462badass belt4
#17balloon monkey272
#93beertini24
#1654blood flower1
#371box of sunshine1,040
#915chaos butterfly54
#384chorizo brownies4
#1979drywall axe1
#5138easter egg balloon1
#871empty blowgun1
#50exotic parrot egg1
#3897grue egg3
#570lovecat tail1
#448mafia aria51
#91magic lamp11
#69mariachi pants559
#30orange traffic cone1
#1584pants of the Slug Lord1
#1234pickle-flavored chewing gum1
#1207piece of wedding cake1
#754plastic passion fruit1
#342questionable taco1
#228raffle prize box1
#9red traffic cone1
#10rose-colored glasses1
#760stainless steel shillelagh6
#932stainless steel skullcap4
#1335stainless steel slacks3
#1325stainless steel solitaire2
#1344stainless steel suspenders2
#664stuffed can of asparagus4
#1579stuffed dodecapede1
#1974stuffed spooky mushroom3
#777stuffed zmobie1
#255vodka martini5

Wow, that's 2,123 items total!

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