| #158 | Blatantly Canadian | 23 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #396 | Jarlsberg's key lime pie | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1109 | baggie of powdered sugar | 2 |
| #177 | balaclava | 5 |
| #162 | balaclava baklava | 24 |
| #305 | bargain flash powder | 1 |
| #96 | bean burrito | 15 |
| #34 | black cowboy hat | 3 |
| #639 | bottle of tequila | 20 |
| #522 | cardboard wakizashi | 2 |
| #42 | catgut taco | 29 |
| #89 | charged magnet | 1 |
| #1344 | cheap elven gloves | 1 |
| #213 | chorizo taco | 23 |
| #777 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #378 | digital key lime pie | 1 |
| #124 | enchanted bean burrito | 5 |
| #272 | energy drink IV | 10 |
| #377 | fancy canapés | 1 |
| #255 | frigid hankyū | 1 |
| #1093 | frigid ninja stars | 1 |
| #731 | frozen nunchaku | 1 |
| #242 | irate sombrero | 10 |
| #58 | jumping bean burrito | 26 |
| #162 | keg shield | 25 |
| #1297 | knuckle sandwich | 4 |
| #93 | leaflet | 19 |
| #229 | maple syrup | 24 |
| #33 | meat cowboy hat | 8 |
| #628 | ninja mop | 1 |
| #93 | papaya taco | 24 |
| #870 | patent leather shoes | 5 |
| #1464 | penguin thesaurus | 1 |
| #236 | poutine | 26 |
| #31 | pr0n taco | 40 |
| #321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
| #309 | rhinestone cowboy shirt | 1 |
| #211 | royal jelly taco | 1 |
| #47 | spicy bean burrito | 51 |
| #69 | spicy enchanted bean burrito | 15 |
| #21 | spicy jumping bean burrito | 141 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #615 | witch hat | 1 |