| #733 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #898 | BGE shotglass | 6 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #583 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 2 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #2309 | CRIMBCO scrip | 2 |
| #1937 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #1701 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 3 |
| #1726 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 3 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1845 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #772 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 2 |
| #681 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #776 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #1290 | battered Crimbo Crate | 3 |
| #726 | bloody clown pants | 3 |
| #301 | bone aperitif | 1 |
| #338 | bone chips | 44 |
| #277 | bone meal | 1 |
| #61 | boneana hammock | 1 |
| #63 | bonedanna | 1 |
| #954 | bottle of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #225 | bus pass | 1 |
| #1144 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #1818 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #1180 | corpsedriver | 3 |
| #1462 | corpsetini | 2 |
| #1536 | fancy chocolate car | 6 |
| #1174 | festive sausage | 1 |
| #214 | fossilized baboon skull | 3 |
| #475 | fossilized limb | 14 |
| 🥈 | fossilized necklace | 1 |
| #405 | fossilized serpent skull | 1 |
| #282 | fossilized spike | 15 |
| #564 | fossilized spine | 1 |
| #290 | fossilized torso | 19 |
| #481 | fossilized wing | 5 |
| #372 | fossilized wyrm skull | 1 |
| #24 | giant diamond ring | 5 |
| #427 | gift-a-pult | 1 |
| #2930 | handful of confetti | 8 |
| #1287 | hobo nickel | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #1413 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #1344 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #319 | pair of ragged claws | 1 |
| #61 | pebblebräu | 2 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #689 | portable photocopier | 7 |
| #63 | pottery yo-yo | 1 |
| #337 | quantum taco | 51 |
| #697 | sleeping stocking | 2 |
| #43 | unearthed potsherd | 86 |
| #86 | volcanic ash | 86 |