| #732 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #898 | BGE shotglass | 6 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #582 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 2 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1019 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1008 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #2098 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #2308 | CRIMBCO scrip | 2 |
| #1940 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #1702 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 3 |
| #1727 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 3 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1850 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #772 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 2 |
| #683 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #771 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #1289 | battered Crimbo Crate | 3 |
| #726 | bloody clown pants | 3 |
| #301 | bone aperitif | 1 |
| #336 | bone chips | 44 |
| #277 | bone meal | 1 |
| #61 | boneana hammock | 1 |
| #63 | bonedanna | 1 |
| #954 | bottle of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #228 | bus pass | 1 |
| #1147 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #1822 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #1183 | corpsedriver | 3 |
| #1465 | corpsetini | 2 |
| #1536 | fancy chocolate car | 6 |
| #1174 | festive sausage | 1 |
| #213 | fossilized baboon skull | 3 |
| #472 | fossilized limb | 14 |
| 🥈 | fossilized necklace | 1 |
| #404 | fossilized serpent skull | 1 |
| #281 | fossilized spike | 15 |
| #562 | fossilized spine | 1 |
| #289 | fossilized torso | 19 |
| #478 | fossilized wing | 5 |
| #371 | fossilized wyrm skull | 1 |
| #24 | giant diamond ring | 5 |
| #427 | gift-a-pult | 1 |
| #2934 | handful of confetti | 8 |
| #1291 | hobo nickel | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #1424 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #1340 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #319 | pair of ragged claws | 1 |
| #62 | pebblebräu | 2 |
| #332 | phish stick | 3 |
| #686 | portable photocopier | 7 |
| #63 | pottery yo-yo | 1 |
| #338 | quantum taco | 51 |
| #697 | sleeping stocking | 2 |
| #43 | unearthed potsherd | 86 |
| #87 | volcanic ash | 86 |