| #1435 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1425 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1453 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1472 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #1433 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1423 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #1485 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #2243 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #621 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #811 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| 🥉 | Frosty's carrot | 23 |
| #92 | Frosty's frosty mug | 20 |
| #65 | Hodgman's blanket | 18 |
| #118 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #21 | Mer-kin digpick | 11 |
| #74 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 19 |
| 🥇 | Sceptre of the Torremolinos Prince | 2,327 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| 🥈 | Sword of Procedural Generation | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #931 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #46 | ant pick | 11 |
| 🥈 | big bumboozer marble | 11 |
| #10 | blunt icepick | 11 |
| #20 | consolation ribbon | 1 |
| #4 | d10 | 174,742 |
| #15 | deck of lewd playing cards | 1 |
| #122 | enchanted toothpick | 11 |
| #81 | extra-greasy slider | 33 |
| #14 | fancy black tie | 1 |
| #34 | farfalle bow tie | 1 |
| #1387 | gray bow tie | 1 |
| #456 | guitar pick | 5 |
| #67 | gummi bowtie | 1 |
| #1279 | handful of hand chalk | 1 |
| #324 | headhunter necktie | 1 |
| 🥇 | ice pick | 5 |
| #138 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 17 |
| #653 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 1 |
| #601 | magical pony: Pearjack | 1 |
| #634 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 1 |
| #634 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 1 |
| #629 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 1 |
| #110 | magical pony: Uniquity | 32 |
| #501 | pog #01 (spider) | 1 |
| #484 | pog #02 (Knob goblin) | 1 |
| #479 | pog #03 (warwelf) | 1 |
| #483 | pog #04 (skleleton) | 1 |
| #502 | pog #05 (ninja snowman) | 1 |
| #488 | pog #06 (filthy hippy) | 1 |
| #493 | pog #07 (orcish frat boy) | 1 |
| #494 | pog #08 (hellion) | 1 |
| #492 | pog #09 (pirate) | 1 |
| #512 | pog #10 (hobo) | 1 |
| #498 | pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) | 1 |
| #358 | polka-dot bow tie | 1 |
| #1183 | pool cue | 1 |
| #103 | rainbow tie | 1 |
| #3120 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 14 |
| #2871 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 16 |
| #3547 | stuffed angry cow | 12 |
| #2877 | stuffed astral badger | 16 |
| #3089 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 15 |
| #3113 | stuffed cocoabo | 14 |
| #2802 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 17 |
| #3064 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 15 |
| #2927 | stuffed hand turkey | 16 |
| #2773 | stuffed mind flayer | 17 |
| #471 | stuffed ninja snowman | 10 |
| #2698 | stuffed scary death orb | 18 |
| #2675 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 18 |
| #3451 | stuffed snowy owl | 12 |
| #2187 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 23 |
| #1456 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 5 |
| #2901 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 16 |
| #2571 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 19 |
| #226 | stuffed yo-yo | 3 |
| #75 | tasteful black bow tie | 1 |
| 🥈 | that gum you like | 5,000 |
| #72 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 14 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #949 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #933 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #610 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #598 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #629 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #587 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #562 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #589 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #585 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #948 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #924 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #551 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #548 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #944 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #945 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #578 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #564 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #3339 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 5 |
| #3294 | tiny plastic angry goat | 5 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 4 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #4829 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #4878 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 3 |
| #6172 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #3955 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 4 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3301 | tiny plastic grue | 5 |
| #3964 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 4 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3328 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 5 |
| #4829 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 3 |
| #2005 | tiny plastic mosquito | 9 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #2872 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 6 |
| #6123 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #40 | voodoo snuff | 40 |