| #488 | Angry Farmer candy | 172 |
| #70 | Corpse Island iced tea | 57 |
| #373 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 180 |
| #49 | Ent cider | 330 |
| #367 | Imp Ale | 517 |
| #15 | Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet | 169 |
| #39 | Junior Adventurer's kit | 1 |
| #13 | Knob Goblin love potion | 2,255 |
| #17 | Knob Goblin melon baller | 438 |
| #11 | Knob Goblin seltzer | 5,572 |
| #9 | Knob Goblin steroids | 2,321 |
| #15 | Knob Goblin superseltzer | 1,299 |
| #362 | Mad Train wine | 276 |
| #70 | Meleegra™ pills | 171 |
| #304 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 184 |
| #46 | Mountain Stream soda | 2,579 |
| #172 | Mr. Accessory | 1 |
| #56 | Orcish baseball cap | 114 |
| #43 | Orcish cargo shorts | 115 |
| #56 | Orcish frat-paddle | 117 |
| #30 | Ram's Face Lager | 3,726 |
| #35 | Snow Queen Crown | 446 |
| #265 | Spam Witch sammich | 159 |
| #390 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 132 |
| #279 | Trollhouse cookies | 156 |
| #353 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 199 |
| #119 | abominable snowcone | 208 |
| #39 | acid-squirting flower | 178 |
| #32 | bag of Cheat-Os | 960 |
| #651 | banana | 5 |
| #39 | barbed-wire fence | 253 |
| #40 | big red clown nose | 440 |
| #29 | bloody clown pants | 466 |
| #111 | bottle of gin | 381 |
| #167 | bottle of rum | 510 |
| #105 | bottle of tequila | 420 |
| #108 | bottle of vodka | 397 |
| #74 | bottle of whiskey | 1,016 |
| #257 | bowl of cottage cheese | 102 |
| #108 | box | 162 |
| #63 | boxed wine | 760 |
| #46 | bugbear beanie | 209 |
| #45 | bugbear bungguard | 239 |
| #23 | bunch of square grapes | 841 |
| #106 | calavera concertina | 2 |
| #144 | cast | 239 |
| #105 | catgut | 134 |
| #481 | chaos butterfly | 307 |
| #32 | clown shoes | 203 |
| #15 | clown skin | 553 |
| #1347 | club necklace | 5 |
| #231 | coconut shell | 260 |
| #69 | cornuthaum | 122 |
| #103 | corpse on the beach | 47 |
| #49 | corpsedriver | 73 |
| #76 | corpsetini | 53 |
| #99 | cotton candy cocoon | 1 |
| #31 | crazy little Turkish delight | 1,950 |
| #2463 | diamond necklace | 2 |
| #211 | dirty hobo gloves | 125 |
| #205 | disco ball | 259 |
| #138 | disco mask | 432 |
| #43 | disease | 725 |
| #216 | dry noodles | 670 |
| #12 | eXtreme mittens | 1,207 |
| #12 | eXtreme scarf | 1,157 |
| #45 | eyepatch | 306 |
| #122 | filthy corduroys | 104 |
| #29 | flaregun | 773 |
| #33 | foolscap fool's cap | 187 |
| #237 | frigid ninja stars | 194 |
| #360 | furry fur | 219 |
| #29 | ga-ga radio | 455 |
| #34 | goat beard | 354 |
| #34 | goat cheese | 2,066 |
| #2505 | heart necklace | 2 |
| #331 | heavy D | 218 |
| #188 | helmet turtle | 454 |
| #148 | hemp string | 155 |
| #203 | hill of beans | 134 |
| #256 | hot wing | 328 |
| #380 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 348 |
| #177 | ice-cold fotie | 225 |
| #34 | insanely spicy bean burrito | 960 |
| #78 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 113 |
| #77 | lemon | 1,341 |
| #28 | leotarrrd | 100 |
| #85 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 104 |
| #244 | little paper umbrella | 318 |
| #17 | long skinny balloon | 696 |
| #209 | magical ice cubes | 300 |
| #78 | mariachi pants | 448 |
| #8 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 205 |
| #297 | meat vortex | 149 |
| #81 | mind flayer corpse | 282 |
| #193 | moxie weed | 125 |
| #107 | orange | 633 |
| #337 | original G | 221 |
| #954 | pack of KWE trading card | 3 |
| #115 | pasta spoon | 455 |
| #187 | patchouli incense stick | 162 |
| #89 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 105 |
| #59 | pile of candy | 137 |
| #36 | pile of jumping beans | 125 |
| #30 | pirate pelvis | 141 |
| #384 | plot hole | 300 |
| #16 | polka-dot bow tie | 30 |
| #217 | pr0n legs | 126 |
| #313 | probability potion | 179 |
| #338 | procrastination potion | 172 |
| #21 | ram horns | 677 |
| #20 | ram stick | 701 |
| #127 | ratarang | 1 |
| #125 | ravioli hat | 410 |
| #86 | ring of aggravate monster | 137 |
| #81 | royal jelly | 205 |
| #785 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 10 |
| #1832 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 4 |
| #1309 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 6 |
| #1477 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 5 |
| #88 | sabre teeth | 269 |
| #30 | safarrri hat | 104 |
| #153 | saucepan | 476 |
| #157 | seal-clubbing club | 437 |
| #80 | seal-skull helmet | 431 |
| #38 | shingle | 313 |
| #30 | six pack of Mountain Stream | 960 |
| #19 | sk8board | 243 |
| #18 | smudged alchemical recipe | 69 |
| #12 | snowboarder pants | 1,167 |
| #1172 | spade necklace | 6 |
| #118 | spices | 450 |
| #384 | spider web | 115 |
| #465 | spooky mushroom | 110 |
| #57 | stick of dynamite | 100 |
| #175 | stolen accordion | 434 |
| #1609 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 31 |
| #1673 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 30 |
| #1855 | stuffed angry cow | 27 |
| #1777 | stuffed astral badger | 29 |
| #1358 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 38 |
| #1609 | stuffed cocoabo | 31 |
| #1476 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 35 |
| #1577 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 33 |
| #1308 | stuffed hand turkey | 39 |
| #1574 | stuffed mind flayer | 33 |
| #1927 | stuffed scary death orb | 27 |
| #48 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 354 |
| #1724 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 30 |
| #1783 | stuffed snowy owl | 28 |
| #1665 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 31 |
| #1355 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 37 |
| #1898 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 27 |
| #49 | sunken chest | 395 |
| #19 | swashbuckling pants | 323 |
| #16 | t8r tots | 1,594 |
| #91 | tamarind-flavored chewing gum | 106 |
| #697 | thin black candle | 103 |
| #656 | tiny house | 179 |
| #152 | turtle totem | 450 |
| #48 | uncooked chorizo | 153 |
| #31 | unrefined Mountain Stream syrup | 964 |
| #673 | valuable trinket | 102 |
| #91 | vorpal blade | 123 |
| #50 | white chocolate chips | 375 |
| #56 | white lightning | 561 |
| #19 | white picket fence | 185 |
| #47 | white satin pants | 128 |
| #60 | white snake skin | 242 |
| #55 | white sword | 135 |
| #93 | yeti fur | 3,822 |