| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #1046 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #363 | BGE pocket calendar | 2 |
| #1448 | BGE shotglass | 1 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1702 | CRIMBCO scrip | 5 |
| #2422 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 1 |
| #2423 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 1 |
| #1148 | Crimbo candied pecan | 3 |
| #1171 | Crimbo fudge | 3 |
| #1168 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 3 |
| #1926 | Daffy Taffy | 1 |
| #841 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 6 |
| #1940 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1494 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #2738 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #259 | Mariner's Friend cough drops | 1 |
| #2684 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #783 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #2659 | Rock Pops | 1 |
| #121 | Staff of the Soupbone | 1 |
| #642 | Steal This Candy | 1 |
| #1956 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 1 |
| #1953 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 1 |
| #502 | Workytime Tea | 3 |
| #2959 | Yummy Tummy bean | 1 |
| #519 | bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #394 | bone chips | 35 |
| #677 | bottle of Blank-Out | 5 |
| #2151 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 1 |
| #683 | cardboard wakizashi | 1 |
| #214 | chocolate saucepan | 1 |
| #660 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #268 | cyclops eyedrops | 1 |
| #1854 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #687 | festive sausage | 2 |
| #281 | freezerburned ice cube | 1 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #2535 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #2815 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 1 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #595 | green-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #511 | incense bath ball | 1 |
| #2407 | irradiated candy cane | 2 |
| #1323 | marzipan skull | 1 |
| #541 | mother's little helper | 2 |
| #250 | myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #1187 | oozenog | 4 |
| #158 | paperclip | 301 |
| #530 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 1 |
| #849 | portable photocopier | 3 |
| #297 | slime convention swag bag | 1 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #536 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 1 |
| #2177 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 3 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #2807 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 2 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #2777 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 2 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #2160 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 3 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #6227 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #2803 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 2 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #2822 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 2 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #2725 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 2 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #660 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #1819 | unstable DNA | 9 |