| #2384 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #1674 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #1512 | Boss Bat britches | 6 |
| #259 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 14 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1038 | Crown of the Goblin King | 23 |
| #1415 | Dolphin King's crown | 2 |
| #1494 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #188 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 15 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #1601 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2245 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #187 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 25 |
| #61 | Time Juice | 8 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #351 | annoying pitchfork | 8 |
| #709 | baconstone | 11 |
| #2461 | badass belt | 20 |
| #1063 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #377 | broken cellular phone | 7 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #1059 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 5 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #602 | drywall axe | 20 |
| #1642 | easter egg balloon | 14 |
| #4737 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #500 | giant discarded plastic fork | 20 |
| #3306 | gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #883 | goth kid t-shirt | 2 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #1548 | grue egg | 16 |
| #1284 | hamethyst | 5 |
| #153 | mushroom fermenting solution | 48 |
| #1363 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1206 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1583 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1491 | pail | 2 |
| #1531 | porquoise | 3 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #373 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 5 |
| #1046 | shiny ring | 20 |
| #299 | spooky bicycle chain | 8 |
| #286 | spooky cosmetics bag | 8 |
| #1295 | string of blue beads | 8 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1800 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2818 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1637 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #38 | yellow traffic cone | 1 |
| #1018 | zombie pineal gland | 4 |