| 🥇 | Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy | 1 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #25 | Ass-Stompers of Violence | 1 |
| 🥈 | Ax of L'rose | 2 |
| #9 | Cold Fang | 1 |
| #118 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision | 1 |
| #14 | Dinsey Maintenance Manual | 1 |
| #105 | Ghost Pinching Quarterly | 1 |
| #85 | Golden Mr. Accessory | 1 |
| #851 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #85 | Mylar balloon | 4 |
| #16 | Pantaloons of Hatred | 1 |
| #975 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #13 | The Firegate Tapes | 1 |
| #102 | The Snitch's Manifesto | 1 |
| #98 | The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants | 1 |
| #936 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #27 | alabaster king | 1 |
| #55 | alabaster pawn | 1 |
| #27 | alabaster queen | 1 |
| #59 | alabaster rook | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #184 | beautiful rainbow | 1 |
| #20 | bottle of Bloodweiser | 13 |
| #398 | box of sunshine | 952 |
| #47 | brick | 691 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #8 | electric Kool-Aid | 19 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #28 | onyx king | 1 |
| #58 | onyx pawn | 1 |
| #26 | onyx queen | 1 |
| #35 | record of infuriating silence | 1 |
| #25 | record of menacing silence | 1 |
| #28 | record of tranquil silence | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #297 | warbear empathy chip | 1 |