| #4299 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #421 | Boris's key lime pie | 1 |
| #89 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| #163 | Claybender glasses | 1 |
| #467 | Elmley shades | 1 |
| #393 | Jarlsberg's key lime pie | 1 |
| #100 | Leonard's glasses | 2 |
| #45 | Martialest Arts trophy | 1 |
| #55 | Mer-kin eyeglasses | 1 |
| #665 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 11 |
| #617 | Pick-O-Matic lockpicks | 1 |
| #397 | Sneaky Pete's key lime pie | 1 |
| #21 | Source shades | 1 |
| #85 | The Lost Glasses | 1 |
| #19 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 16 |
| #107 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 10 |
| #294 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 36 |
| #233 | actual reality goggles | 1 |
| #125 | amber aviator shades | 1 |
| #58 | antique spyglass | 1 |
| #168 | asbestos crossbow string | 1 |
| #78 | asbestos stick | 3 |
| #170 | asbestos sword hilt | 1 |
| #125 | augmented-reality shades | 1 |
| #1026 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #255 | beer goggles | 1 |
| #41 | box of Gratitude chocolates | 2 |
| #1562 | box of sunshine | 109 |
| #91 | brand new key | 1 |
| #79 | chrome crossbow string | 3 |
| #110 | chrome stick | 2 |
| #167 | chrome sword hilt | 1 |
| #747 | clockwork key | 1 |
| #369 | digital key lime pie | 1 |
| #124 | duonoculars | 1 |
| #654 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 10 |
| #816 | foam dart | 1 |
| #104 | gazely stare | 1 |
| #126 | ghost key | 1 |
| #987 | giant designer sunglasses | 1 |
| #178 | gilded ancient cursed key | 1 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #183 | government-issued night-vision goggles | 1 |
| #138 | hustler shades | 1 |
| #74 | ironic oversized sunglasses | 1 |
| #132 | linoleum crossbow string | 1 |
| #53 | linoleum meat stack | 1 |
| #117 | linoleum stick | 1 |
| #81 | linoleum sword hilt | 2 |
| #196 | lost key | 1 |
| #372 | lovecat tail | 2 |
| #750 | many-eyed glasses | 1 |
| #364 | moonglasses | 1 |
| #177 | ornate ancient cursed key | 1 |
| #188 | pair of government shades | 1 |
| #751 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #2271 | roll of toilet paper | 1 |
| #386 | round green sunglasses | 1 |
| #634 | round purple sunglasses | 1 |
| #143 | rusty metal key | 1 |
| #697 | sandwich of the gods | 11 |
| #67 | shady shades | 1 |
| #169 | simple ancient cursed key | 1 |
| #20 | skeleton key | 971 |
| #250 | skeleton key ring | 3 |
| #182 | smut orc sunglasses | 1 |
| #337 | star key lime pie | 1 |
| #1026 | stick | 1 |
| #25 | stuffed key | 788 |
| #184 | tiny fly glasses | 1 |
| #1839 | towel | 1 |
| #86 | warehouse clerk's glasses | 1 |
| #1220 | wooden block | 1 |
| #1456 | x-ray specs | 1 |