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RankItemQuantity
#247A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 11
#1133Asleep in the Cemetery1
#883Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook1
#815Blizzards I Have Died In1
#2267Drowsy Sword2
#109Himalayan Hidalgo sauce1
#837Kissin' Cousins1
#1061Let Me Be!1
#3017Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet3
#224Mae West3
#102McMillicancuddy's Special Lager77
#975Sensual Massage for Creeps1
#945Summer Nights1
#938Tales from the Fireside1
#935Travels with Jerry1
#643bed of coals1
#138beer basted brat1
#77black pepper87
#99bottle of Domesticated Turkey36
#174bottle of Pete's Sake2
#131boxed champagne17
#677brown sugar cane1
#286bunch of square grapes12
#92cocktail onion25
#169cool mushroom casserole1
#553dehydrated caviar3
#438displaced fish6
#296filth-encrusted futon3
#153fishy fish casserole1
#623flute of flat champagne4
#109frat brats10
#4736fuzzy dice1
#46gimlet28
#1495gloomy black mushroom1
#132gnatloaf casserole1
#439grapes11
#174kiwi16
#178knob ka-bobs8
#135kumquat16
#398long pork2
#142long pork casserole1
#469oily golden mushroom1
#123raspberry18
#86slime-soaked brain3
#61slime-soaked hypophysis4
#672stained mattress1
#198super salad1
#130tangerine17
#3989tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf1
#3932tiny plastic Axe Wound1
#3114tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth1
#3177tiny plastic Beelzebozo1
#3938tiny plastic Black Knight1
#3177tiny plastic Bonerdagon1
#42tiny plastic Boris1
#3079tiny plastic Boss Bat1
#8191tiny plastic Cheshire bat1
#84tiny plastic Ed the Undying1
#3121tiny plastic Felonia1
#3829tiny plastic G Imp1
#3953tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser1
#3874tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester1
#3909tiny plastic Hellion1
#3882tiny plastic Iiti Kitty1
#49tiny plastic Jarlsberg1
#3074tiny plastic Knob Goblin King1
#3957tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter1
#3871tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl1
#3910tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist1
#3894tiny plastic Knott Yeti1
#3861tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy1
#3870tiny plastic Protagonist1
#51tiny plastic Sneaky Pete1
#3905tiny plastic Spam Witch1
#3891tiny plastic Spunky Princess1
#49tiny plastic Susie1
#3062tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski1
#3066tiny plastic The Man1
#3926tiny plastic Trouser Snake1
#3856tiny plastic XXX pr0n1
#4543tiny plastic accordion thief1
#4021tiny plastic angry bugbear1
#8211tiny plastic angry goat1
#3942tiny plastic anime smiley1
#3977tiny plastic apathetic lizardman1
#3979tiny plastic astronomer1
#8249tiny plastic baby gravy fairy1
#8127tiny plastic barrrnacle1
#3963tiny plastic beanbat1
#4480tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar1
#8174tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball1
#3923tiny plastic blooper1
#3954tiny plastic brainsweeper1
#3907tiny plastic briefcase bat1
#8094tiny plastic cocoabo1
#8220tiny plastic coffee pixie1
#3177tiny plastic conservationist hippy1
#3910tiny plastic cubist bull1
#3936tiny plastic demoninja1
#4497tiny plastic disco bandit1
#3876tiny plastic drunk goat1
#3843tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus1
#3909tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker1
#3920tiny plastic fluffy bunny1
#3922tiny plastic fruit golem1
#8151tiny plastic fuzzy dice1
#8186tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick1
#8092tiny plastic ghuol whelp1
#3902tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers1
#3859tiny plastic goth giant1
#8058tiny plastic grue1
#3894tiny plastic handsome mariachi1
#4598tiny plastic hermit1
#8127tiny plastic howling balloon monkey1
#8068tiny plastic killer bee1
#3890tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box1
#8200tiny plastic leprechaun1
#8101tiny plastic levitating potato1
#3837tiny plastic lobsterfrogman1
#8111tiny plastic mosquito1
#3994tiny plastic ninja snowman1
#4346tiny plastic pastamancer1
#67tiny plastic protector spectre1
#8099tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime1
#4467tiny plastic sauceror1
#3891tiny plastic scary clown1
#4450tiny plastic seal clubber1
#3850tiny plastic senile lihc1
#3951tiny plastic smarmy pirate1
#3837tiny plastic spiny skelelton1
#8224tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton1
#3936tiny plastic spooky vampire1
#8159tiny plastic stab bat1
#8136tiny plastic star starfish1
#3861tiny plastic taco cat1
#3860tiny plastic topiary golem1
#4481tiny plastic turtle tamer1
#3841tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni1
#3872tiny plastic warwelf1
#3850tiny plastic whitesnake1
#3846tiny plastic zmobie1
#295tofu casserole4
#45yellow brick road38

Wow, that's 571 items total!

what items are this player missing?