| #389 | Angry Farmer's Wife Candy | 1 |
| #831 | Bulky Buddy Box | 3 |
| #751 | Crimbo pie | 1 |
| #1919 | Crimbuck | 50 |
| #884 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 1 |
| #91 | Morlock's Mark Bourbon | 1 |
| #507 | Oil of Parrrlay | 1 |
| #2356 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 1 |
| #887 | Schrödinger's thermos | 4 |
| #1029 | abominable snowcone | 4 |
| #968 | banana | 2 |
| #2110 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #1606 | dollhive | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #196 | garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O | 1 |
| #451 | handful of pine needles | 1 |
| #3379 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #3706 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #3218 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #627 | ninja mop | 1 |
| #3387 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #1617 | oozenog | 3 |
| #177 | pebblebräu | 1 |
| #1723 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #665 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 1 |
| #182 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 1 |
| #2409 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #3119 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #8938 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1342 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #2053 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |