| #774 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #232 | Arrrmetia trading card | 1 |
| #843 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #4297 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #183 | C.H.U.M. lantern | 1 |
| #220 | Chori Zo trading card | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #129 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 1 |
| #209 | Inndya trading card | 1 |
| #1205 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #116 | Mer-kin breastplate | 1 |
| #185 | Mer-kin hookspear | 1 |
| #182 | Mer-kin prayerbeads | 1 |
| #108 | Mer-kin roundshield | 1 |
| #191 | Mer-kin takebag | 1 |
| #597 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 1 |
| #128 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #106 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #49 | beach ball marble | 1 |
| #643 | bed of coals | 1 |
| #278 | bottle of Ooze-O | 2 |
| #596 | bottle of sewage schnapps | 2 |
| #47 | brown crock marble | 14 |
| #629 | bum cheek | 10 |
| #70 | bumblebee marble | 2 |
| #509 | chintzy noodle ring | 1 |
| #1982 | club necklace | 3 |
| #716 | comfy coffin | 1 |
| #568 | corncob pipe | 1 |
| #597 | cup of infinite pencils | 1 |
| #123 | das boot | 1 |
| #326 | decaying goldfish liver | 14 |
| #1957 | diamond necklace | 3 |
| #398 | dirty hobo gloves | 51 |
| #1533 | disco mask | 2 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #634 | filth-encrusted futon | 1 |
| #299 | finger cymbals | 1 |
| #80 | fish stick | 1 |
| #87 | fishy wand | 1 |
| #498 | flamin' bindle | 1 |
| #460 | freezin' bindle | 1 |
| #562 | frigid air mattress | 1 |
| #36 | garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O | 44 |
| #420 | gator skin | 9 |
| #111 | gatorskin umbrella | 3 |
| #42 | green peawee marble | 28 |
| #5196 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #3382 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #878 | heart-shaped balloon | 3 |
| #59 | helm of the white knight | 1 |
| #63 | insane tophat | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #123 | jet bennie marble | 1 |
| #37 | lemonade marble | 7 |
| #563 | lucky bottlecap | 1 |
| #3382 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #1955 | oversized fish scaler | 1 |
| #1890 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #583 | panhandle panhandling hat | 1 |
| #362 | pasta spoon | 73 |
| #434 | ravioli hat | 54 |
| #70 | red China marble | 6 |
| #1765 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 4 |
| #2798 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 2 |
| #1844 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 4 |
| #2736 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 2 |
| #1381 | seal-clubbing club | 3 |
| #352 | sewer nuggets | 40 |
| #209 | sewer wad | 10 |
| #54 | skate board | 1 |
| #511 | sleazy bindle | 1 |
| #2497 | spade necklace | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #554 | spooky bindle | 1 |
| #672 | stained mattress | 1 |
| #493 | stinkin' bindle | 1 |
| #52 | trousers of the white knight | 1 |