| #909 | 1-ball | 3 |
| #114 | 1.21 jigawatts | 1 |
| #1149 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 1 |
| #1425 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1453 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #890 | 30669 scroll | 2 |
| #987 | 33398 scroll | 3 |
| #1472 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #1433 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1423 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #2243 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #1851 | Angry Farmer candy | 3 |
| #389 | Angry Farmer's Wife Candy | 1 |
| #673 | Black No. 2 | 2 |
| #234 | Divine | 2 |
| #109 | Himalayan Hidalgo sauce | 1 |
| #1018 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 1 |
| #745 | Knob Goblin spatula | 1 |
| #735 | Knob Goblin superseltzer | 1 |
| #1118 | Knob Goblin tongs | 1 |
| #397 | Sneaky Pete's key lime pie | 1 |
| #2680 | Yummy Tummy bean | 5 |
| #706 | a little sump'm sump'm | 1 |
| #788 | acoustic guitarrr | 2 |
| #611 | adder bladder | 4 |
| #616 | all-purpose cleaner | 2 |
| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #638 | ancient frozen dinner | 1 |
| #609 | ancient vinyl coin purse | 1 |
| #631 | ant agonist | 1 |
| #1101 | asbestos ore | 1 |
| #884 | asparagus knife | 2 |
| #642 | asshat | 1 |
| #1195 | astral mushroom | 1 |
| #1842 | baby killer bee | 1 |
| #950 | bag of Cheat-Os | 1 |
| #629 | ballroom blintz | 1 |
| #122 | bar whip | 1 |
| #902 | baseball | 1 |
| #1005 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| #632 | black pudding | 1 |
| #751 | booty chest charrrm | 1 |
| #260 | bottle of Domesticated Turkey | 5 |
| #399 | bottle of Lieutenant Freeman | 1 |
| #1137 | bowl of cottage cheese | 1 |
| #1335 | boxed wine | 1 |
| #624 | broken sword | 1 |
| #1095 | bum cheek | 1 |
| #687 | cat appendix | 1 |
| #1706 | chaos butterfly | 1 |
| #776 | chewing gum on a string | 1 |
| #983 | chrome ore | 1 |
| #1219 | cocoa egg | 1 |
| #653 | cool whip | 2 |
| #466 | delicious noodles | 1 |
| #1796 | delicious salad | 1 |
| #1623 | disassembled clover | 1 |
| #585 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 1 |
| #540 | enchanted barbell | 1 |
| #1017 | eye of newt | 1 |
| #530 | fairy gravy boat | 1 |
| #941 | flaming talons | 1 |
| #224 | forest tears | 3 |
| #897 | glass of goat's milk | 1 |
| #1167 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #215 | gremlin juice | 10 |
| #1605 | ice-cold Willer | 1 |
| #909 | ketchup hound | 1 |
| #816 | lavender candy heart | 5 |
| #616 | leftovers of indeterminate origin | 1 |
| #904 | meat paste | 2 |
| #963 | moxie weed | 1 |
| #989 | pr0n legs | 1 |
| #665 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 1 |
| #453 | rockin' wagon | 1 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1959 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #885 | sabre teeth | 1 |
| #1704 | saucepan | 1 |
| #1113 | scrumptious reagent | 1 |
| #1668 | seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #78 | sleazy and sour sauce | 1 |
| #746 | solid gold pegleg | 1 |
| #999 | star | 1 |
| #918 | star chart | 1 |
| #323 | stone baseball cap | 1 |
| #8958 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8969 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #7669 | stuffed snowy owl | 2 |
| #503 | suntan lotion of moxiousness | 5 |
| #1623 | thin black candle | 1 |
| #3149 | toast | 1 |
| #617 | tropical orchid | 1 |
| #1787 | turtle totem | 1 |
| #1809 | useless powder | 2 |
| #2591 | vibrating cyborg knife | 1 |
| #1101 | wad of dough | 1 |
| #1937 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #1186 | yellow candy heart | 2 |