| #912 | 1-ball | 3 |
| #114 | 1.21 jigawatts | 1 |
| #1149 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 1 |
| #1427 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1457 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #890 | 30669 scroll | 2 |
| #987 | 33398 scroll | 3 |
| #1474 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #1436 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1426 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #2245 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #1851 | Angry Farmer candy | 3 |
| #392 | Angry Farmer's Wife Candy | 1 |
| #674 | Black No. 2 | 2 |
| #235 | Divine | 2 |
| #109 | Himalayan Hidalgo sauce | 1 |
| #1016 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 1 |
| #746 | Knob Goblin spatula | 1 |
| #735 | Knob Goblin superseltzer | 1 |
| #1117 | Knob Goblin tongs | 1 |
| #399 | Sneaky Pete's key lime pie | 1 |
| #2677 | Yummy Tummy bean | 5 |
| #706 | a little sump'm sump'm | 1 |
| #788 | acoustic guitarrr | 2 |
| #612 | adder bladder | 4 |
| #617 | all-purpose cleaner | 2 |
| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #638 | ancient frozen dinner | 1 |
| #610 | ancient vinyl coin purse | 1 |
| #631 | ant agonist | 1 |
| #1106 | asbestos ore | 1 |
| #885 | asparagus knife | 2 |
| #643 | asshat | 1 |
| #1192 | astral mushroom | 1 |
| #1849 | baby killer bee | 1 |
| #951 | bag of Cheat-Os | 1 |
| #630 | ballroom blintz | 1 |
| #122 | bar whip | 1 |
| #900 | baseball | 1 |
| #1005 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| #634 | black pudding | 1 |
| #752 | booty chest charrrm | 1 |
| #259 | bottle of Domesticated Turkey | 5 |
| #400 | bottle of Lieutenant Freeman | 1 |
| #1137 | bowl of cottage cheese | 1 |
| #1334 | boxed wine | 1 |
| #624 | broken sword | 1 |
| #1095 | bum cheek | 1 |
| #687 | cat appendix | 1 |
| #1705 | chaos butterfly | 1 |
| #775 | chewing gum on a string | 1 |
| #985 | chrome ore | 1 |
| #1224 | cocoa egg | 1 |
| #653 | cool whip | 2 |
| #468 | delicious noodles | 1 |
| #1796 | delicious salad | 1 |
| #1628 | disassembled clover | 1 |
| #585 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 1 |
| #544 | enchanted barbell | 1 |
| #1016 | eye of newt | 1 |
| #531 | fairy gravy boat | 1 |
| #941 | flaming talons | 1 |
| #227 | forest tears | 3 |
| #896 | glass of goat's milk | 1 |
| #1169 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #216 | gremlin juice | 10 |
| #1602 | ice-cold Willer | 1 |
| #908 | ketchup hound | 1 |
| #814 | lavender candy heart | 5 |
| #616 | leftovers of indeterminate origin | 1 |
| #904 | meat paste | 2 |
| #963 | moxie weed | 1 |
| #988 | pr0n legs | 1 |
| #666 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 1 |
| #454 | rockin' wagon | 1 |
| #3663 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1959 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #884 | sabre teeth | 1 |
| #1709 | saucepan | 1 |
| #1113 | scrumptious reagent | 1 |
| #1671 | seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #78 | sleazy and sour sauce | 1 |
| #747 | solid gold pegleg | 1 |
| #1001 | star | 1 |
| #919 | star chart | 1 |
| #324 | stone baseball cap | 1 |
| #8970 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8977 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #4802 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #7679 | stuffed snowy owl | 2 |
| #505 | suntan lotion of moxiousness | 5 |
| #1620 | thin black candle | 1 |
| #3157 | toast | 1 |
| #618 | tropical orchid | 1 |
| #1791 | turtle totem | 1 |
| #1807 | useless powder | 2 |
| #2588 | vibrating cyborg knife | 1 |
| #1099 | wad of dough | 1 |
| #1933 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #1183 | yellow candy heart | 2 |