| #114 | 1.21 jigawatts | 1 |
| #486 | Ancient Saucehelm | 5 |
| #1170 | Bonerdagon necklace | 7 |
| #926 | Boris's ring | 1 |
| #1677 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #1238 | Boss Bat britches | 9 |
| #1871 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #525 | Colander of Em-er'il | 5 |
| #2453 | Crown of the Goblin King | 6 |
| #1697 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #44 | Jekyllin hide belt | 1 |
| #80 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 291 |
| #840 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 4 |
| #34 | Tome of Snowcone Summoning | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #723 | Valentine | 24 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #677 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #2751 | badass belt | 17 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #812 | black snowcone | 1 |
| #95 | blood flower | 141 |
| #645 | blue snowcone | 4 |
| #1332 | bottle of goofballs | 18 |
| #163 | bow | 3 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #2203 | candy cane | 10 |
| #117 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 42 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #26 | comfy blanket | 1 |
| #198 | cool mushroom wine | 1 |
| #9 | deflated inflatable dodecapede | 1 |
| #30 | doppelshifter egg | 1 |
| #1829 | easter egg balloon | 12 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #1830 | fancy chocolate | 2 |
| #321 | flaming mushroom wine | 1 |
| #2467 | fruitcake | 3 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #24 | gazing shoes | 7 |
| #102 | green beer | 153 |
| #422 | green snowcone | 20 |
| #1410 | grue egg | 18 |
| #65 | iceberglet | 1 |
| #272 | icy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #50 | iron pasta spoon | 197 |
| #97 | kneecapping stick | 170 |
| #209 | limburger biker boots | 2 |
| #1135 | loaded serum blowgun | 3 |
| #32 | lovecat tail | 29 |
| #12 | lucky Tam O'Shanter | 1 |
| #37 | mafia aria | 633 |
| #99 | metal mandible | 1 |
| #123 | miniature espresso maker | 1 |
| #23 | miniature gravy-covered maypole | 1 |
| #27 | miniscule temporal rip | 1 |
| #206 | mushroom fermenting solution | 37 |
| #676 | orange snowcone | 4 |
| #30 | orange traffic cone | 1 |
| #916 | pail | 8 |
| #12 | personal raindrop | 1 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #61 | plastic passion fruit | 34 |
| #196 | pointy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1165 | potato sprout | 1 |
| #501 | purple snowcone | 15 |
| #24 | pygmy bugbear shaman | 1 |
| #42 | questionable taco | 13 |
| #48 | rainbow tie | 3 |
| #553 | red snowcone | 9 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #366 | ring of adornment | 1 |
| #1126 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #352 | ring of cold resistance | 1 |
| #376 | ring of conflict | 1 |
| #338 | ring of fire resistance | 1 |
| #340 | ring of gain strength | 1 |
| #1135 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 1 |
| #415 | ring of increase damage | 1 |
| #40 | scroll of pasta summoning | 367 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #993 | stainless steel scarf | 3 |
| #1125 | stainless steel shillelagh | 4 |
| #1582 | stainless steel skullcap | 2 |
| #1337 | stainless steel slacks | 3 |
| #1005 | stainless steel solitaire | 3 |
| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #248 | stinky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #2020 | string of blue beads | 2 |
| #1869 | string of green beads | 3 |
| #1378 | string of red beads | 7 |
| #47 | support cummerbund | 187 |
| #39 | sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #321 | tasket | 1 |
| #71 | tiny makeup kit | 2 |
| #42 | tiny nose-bone fetish | 5 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #263 | tisket | 1 |
| #25 | toy six-seater hovercraft | 4 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #202 | zombie pineal gland | 21 |