| #114 | 1.21 jigawatts | 1 |
| #490 | Ancient Saucehelm | 5 |
| #1171 | Bonerdagon necklace | 7 |
| #924 | Boris's ring | 1 |
| #1674 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #1244 | Boss Bat britches | 9 |
| #1873 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #528 | Colander of Em-er'il | 5 |
| #2459 | Crown of the Goblin King | 6 |
| #1697 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #1789 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2385 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #43 | Jekyllin hide belt | 1 |
| #79 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 291 |
| #843 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 4 |
| #34 | Tome of Snowcone Summoning | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #724 | Valentine | 24 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #680 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #2751 | badass belt | 17 |
| #1067 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #813 | black snowcone | 1 |
| #95 | blood flower | 141 |
| #645 | blue snowcone | 4 |
| #1337 | bottle of goofballs | 18 |
| #162 | bow | 3 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #2205 | candy cane | 10 |
| #117 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 42 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #26 | comfy blanket | 1 |
| #201 | cool mushroom wine | 1 |
| #9 | deflated inflatable dodecapede | 1 |
| #30 | doppelshifter egg | 1 |
| #1830 | easter egg balloon | 12 |
| #871 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #1830 | fancy chocolate | 2 |
| #322 | flaming mushroom wine | 1 |
| #2467 | fruitcake | 3 |
| #4739 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #24 | gazing shoes | 7 |
| #102 | green beer | 153 |
| #422 | green snowcone | 20 |
| #1411 | grue egg | 18 |
| #64 | iceberglet | 1 |
| #275 | icy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #50 | iron pasta spoon | 197 |
| #98 | kneecapping stick | 170 |
| #209 | limburger biker boots | 2 |
| #1135 | loaded serum blowgun | 3 |
| #37 | lovecat tail | 29 |
| #12 | lucky Tam O'Shanter | 1 |
| #37 | mafia aria | 633 |
| #99 | metal mandible | 1 |
| #123 | miniature espresso maker | 1 |
| #22 | miniature gravy-covered maypole | 1 |
| #27 | miniscule temporal rip | 1 |
| #206 | mushroom fermenting solution | 37 |
| #678 | orange snowcone | 4 |
| #30 | orange traffic cone | 1 |
| #919 | pail | 8 |
| #12 | personal raindrop | 1 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #69 | plastic passion fruit | 34 |
| #196 | pointy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1170 | potato sprout | 1 |
| #500 | purple snowcone | 15 |
| #24 | pygmy bugbear shaman | 1 |
| #42 | questionable taco | 13 |
| #48 | rainbow tie | 3 |
| #553 | red snowcone | 9 |
| #1300 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #369 | ring of adornment | 1 |
| #1131 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #353 | ring of cold resistance | 1 |
| #376 | ring of conflict | 1 |
| #338 | ring of fire resistance | 1 |
| #341 | ring of gain strength | 1 |
| #1135 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 1 |
| #414 | ring of increase damage | 1 |
| #40 | scroll of pasta summoning | 367 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #995 | stainless steel scarf | 3 |
| #1130 | stainless steel shillelagh | 4 |
| #1585 | stainless steel skullcap | 2 |
| #1335 | stainless steel slacks | 3 |
| #1008 | stainless steel solitaire | 3 |
| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #251 | stinky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #2020 | string of blue beads | 2 |
| #1869 | string of green beads | 3 |
| #1377 | string of red beads | 7 |
| #47 | support cummerbund | 187 |
| #38 | sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #323 | tasket | 1 |
| #71 | tiny makeup kit | 2 |
| #42 | tiny nose-bone fetish | 5 |
| #4313 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2899 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2948 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4348 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #4041 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #265 | tisket | 1 |
| #25 | toy six-seater hovercraft | 4 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1041 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1045 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #203 | zombie pineal gland | 21 |