| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #588 | C.H.U.M. knife | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1393 | CRIMBCO mug | 4 |
| #998 | CRIMBCO scrip | 65 |
| #1423 | CRIMBCO wine | 3 |
| #1223 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 4 |
| #1727 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 3 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #886 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 2 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #202 | Crimbuck | 3,809 |
| #671 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 9 |
| #153 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #852 | anniversary gift box | 5 |
| #331 | bath ball gift set | 15 |
| #190 | black spot | 4 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #1702 | box of sunshine | 95 |
| #882 | can of Binarrrca | 9 |
| #1348 | club necklace | 5 |
| #142 | death blossom | 2 |
| #999 | diamond necklace | 7 |
| #656 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| 🥈 | experimental carbon fiber pasta additive | 1 |
| #2813 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 1 |
| #624 | guy made of bee pollen | 3 |
| #3719 | handful of confetti | 4 |
| 🥇 | hazardous sauce dosimeter | 1 |
| #1995 | heart necklace | 3 |
| #204 | henna tattoo | 4 |
| #2406 | irradiated candy cane | 2 |
| #955 | pack of KWE trading card | 3 |
| #332 | phish stick | 3 |
| #530 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 1 |
| #1730 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #1833 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 4 |
| #2195 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 3 |
| #3649 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2034 | solid gold bowling ball | 3 |
| #1622 | spade necklace | 4 |
| #2772 | spectre scepter | 4 |
| #2725 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 17 |
| #1926 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 26 |
| #3202 | stuffed angry cow | 14 |
| #3006 | stuffed astral badger | 15 |
| #2828 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 17 |
| #3123 | stuffed cocoabo | 14 |
| #2291 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 22 |
| #2563 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 19 |
| #2293 | stuffed hand turkey | 22 |
| #2386 | stuffed mind flayer | 21 |
| #2382 | stuffed scary death orb | 21 |
| #3386 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 13 |
| #2397 | stuffed snowy owl | 20 |
| #2454 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 20 |
| #2776 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 17 |
| #2466 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 20 |
| #1170 | unstable DNA | 29 |