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\nWell that's handy, depending on how many bars and restaurants are participating. Oh, and if anyone questions your age, you can just stun them with a lightning bolt.",{"_16":17,"_18":17,"_19":77},{"_21":78,"_11":79,"_24":80,"_26":81,"_28":82,"_30":31,"_32":33,"_34":35,"_36":35,"_37":35,"_38":35,"_39":35,"_40":35,"_41":35,"_42":35,"_43":17,"_44":35,"_45":46,"_47":48,"_49":35,"_50":35,"_51":-5,"_53":35,"_54":35},3505,"LWA ring","rankring2",616784691,"This is a big engraved ring, sort of like a high school class ring, but with more bats and skulls (or at least, more than my class ring had. I don't know where you went to school). If you squint, you can make out \"Loathing Witches Assoc.\" engraved amongst all the occult symbols.",{"_16":17,"_18":69,"_19":84},{"_21":85,"_11":86,"_24":87,"_26":88,"_28":89,"_30":90,"_32":33,"_34":35,"_36":35,"_37":35,"_38":35,"_39":35,"_40":35,"_41":35,"_42":35,"_43":17,"_44":35,"_45":46,"_47":46,"_49":35,"_50":35,"_51":-5,"_53":35,"_54":35},3618,"The Spirit of Crimbo","scroll1",631172988,"This is an epic poem, more properly titled \"Swizzle the Elf and the Spirit of Crimbo: How Swizzle Got His Groove Back (And So Can You!).\" It tells the heartwarming story of an elf regaining his faith in Crimbo, all in rhyming couplets so sweet and precious they'd give a unicorn diabetes.","offhand",{"_16":17,"_18":92,"_19":93},228,{"_21":94,"_11":95,"_24":96,"_26":97,"_28":98,"_30":99,"_32":33,"_34":35,"_36":35,"_37":35,"_38":35,"_39":35,"_40":35,"_41":35,"_42":35,"_43":17,"_44":35,"_45":46,"_47":46,"_49":35,"_50":35,"_51":-5,"_53":35,"_54":35},3629,"burrowgrub hive","grubhive",325140798,"This is a pulsing mound of fleshy white matter, with a bunch of sticky, mucous-covered polyps on the underside and hundreds of tiny little grubs wriggling around inside it. Who wants some breakfast?","use",{"_16":17,"_18":101,"_19":102},263,{"_21":103,"_11":104,"_24":105,"_26":106,"_28":107,"_30":31,"_32":33,"_34":35,"_36":65,"_37":35,"_38":35,"_39":35,"_40":35,"_41":35,"_42":35,"_43":17,"_44":35,"_45":46,"_47":46,"_49":35,"_50":35,"_51":108,"_53":35,"_54":35},3668,"glow-in-the-dark wristwatch","glowwatch",277958099,"This ingenious device allows you to harness the power of TIME (echo echo) ITSELF (echo echo) and strap it to your wrist! Sadly, it's not a digital wristwatch (which I still think is a neat idea), but amazing advanced technology allows you to see the hands even in total darkness!

\nOkay, I say, \"advanced technology,\" you say, \"possibly harmful radiation.\" Tomato, tom-ah-to.","glow-in-the-dark wristwatches",{"_16":110,"_18":111,"_19":112},514,6,{"_21":113,"_11":114,"_24":115,"_26":116,"_28":117,"_30":90,"_32":33,"_34":35,"_36":65,"_37":35,"_38":35,"_39":35,"_40":35,"_41":35,"_42":35,"_43":17,"_44":35,"_45":46,"_47":118,"_49":35,"_50":35,"_51":119,"_53":35,"_54":35},3638,"penguin thesaurus","cookbook",218664990,"This is a book full of words that are words for other words. It might not make you smarter, but it'll make you seem smarter, and that's the important thing, am I right? Am I correct? Is my statement veracious? Factual?",30,"penguin thesauri",{"_16":17,"_18":121,"_19":122},295,{"_21":123,"_11":124,"_24":125,"_26":126,"_28":127,"_30":99,"_32":33,"_34":35,"_36":65,"_37":35,"_38":35,"_39":35,"_40":35,"_41":35,"_42":35,"_43":17,"_44":35,"_45":46,"_47":46,"_49":35,"_50":35,"_51":-5,"_53":35,"_54":35},3674,"throbbing rage gland","dripgland",144035564,"This is a pulsing glob of flesh that fell off of the Crimbomination. It's literally dripping with rage. I guess it's understandable, though -- if you were a giant, hulking monstrosity made up of thousands of mutated Crimbo elves stuck together with melting, irradiated flesh, you'd probably be pretty angry, too.",{"_16":17,"_18":129,"_19":130},1056,{"_21":131,"_11":132,"_24":133,"_26":134,"_28":135,"_30":31,"_32":33,"_34":35,"_36":65,"_37":35,"_38":35,"_39":35,"_40":35,"_41":35,"_42":35,"_43":17,"_44":35,"_45":46,"_47":46,"_49":35,"_50":35,"_51":-5,"_53":35,"_54":35},3656,"tiny plastic Mob Penguin","tppenguin",627111093,"This little guy looks like he wants to shatter the kneecaps of all of your Hummel figurines. Which, to be honest, I'd probably enjoy watching.\n

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🥇	French slippers	1
#789	Gnollish flyswatter	1
🥈	LARP membership card	1
🥇	LWA ring	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#228	burrowgrub hive	1
#263	glow-in-the-dark wristwatch	1
#6	penguin thesaurus	514
#295	throbbing rage gland	1
#1056	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	1
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#1018	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	1
#1036	tiny plastic mutant elf	1
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