| #1339 | Amulet of Yendor | 2 |
| #9 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 5 |
| #179 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #184 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #81 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #195 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #87 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #118 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #130 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 1 |
| #144 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 1 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #701 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 10 |
| #260 | Mae West with a fly in it | 1 |
| #54 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 2 |
| #197 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #108 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #195 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #188 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #192 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #2610 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #44 | aquaviolet jub-jub bird | 1 |
| #5055 | badass belt | 5 |
| #968 | banana | 2 |
| #97 | basic meat fez | 1 |
| #687 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #767 | black-and-blue light | 7 |
| #197 | blended frozen swill with a fly in it | 1 |
| #940 | blue plasma ball | 1 |
| #570 | bowl of fishysoisse | 1 |
| #2899 | box of sunshine | 31 |
| #358 | bunch of bananas | 11 |
| #247 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1243 | canteen of wine | 9 |
| #708 | cheap studded belt | 5 |
| #661 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 14 |
| #5 | cocoa egg | 8,625 |
| #5 | concoction of clumsiness | 120 |
| #6 | corrosive cowl | 1 |
| #583 | decaying goldfish liver | 1 |
| #1480 | defective skull | 1 |
| #9 | depleted Grimacite astrolabe | 2 |
| #41 | depleted Grimacite grappling hook | 1 |
| #40 | depleted Grimacite gravy boat | 1 |
| #46 | depleted Grimacite hammer | 1 |
| #240 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #28 | depleted Grimacite ninja mask | 1 |
| #22 | depleted Grimacite shinguards | 1 |
| #1087 | encoder ring | 2 |
| #313 | epic wad | 1 |
| #969 | evil golden arch | 1 |
| #355 | evil golden arches | 1 |
| #1989 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #1793 | fake hand | 1 |
| #2423 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #158 | funky brass fez | 1 |
| #221 | glacial sapphire | 3 |
| #391 | gold lamé pants | 1 |
| #211 | golden plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2779 | golden ring | 1 |
| #167 | golden twig | 1 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #134 | hardened slime belt | 1 |
| #150 | hardened slime hat | 1 |
| #143 | hardened slime pants | 1 |
| #689 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #1508 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 5 |
| #173 | mandarina colada | 3 |
| #235 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 1 |
| #85 | marshmallow | 994 |
| #679 | mood ring | 2 |
| #236 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1515 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 2 |
| #508 | pile of gold coins | 1 |
| #41 | plain brown wrapper | 48 |
| #1251 | roasted marshmallow | 5 |
| #182 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 1 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1959 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #104 | sequined fez | 1 |
| #42 | slime-covered club | 1 |
| #18 | slime-covered lantern | 1 |
| #35 | slime-covered speargun | 1 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #746 | solid gold pegleg | 1 |
| #681 | stick-on eyebrow piercing | 8 |
| #2929 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 2 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #3095 | stuffed Meat | 1 |
| #8938 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| 🥉 | stuffed cocoabo | 20,720 |
| #1866 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #2663 | stuffed key | 1 |
| #1958 | stuffed martini | 1 |
| #2734 | stuffed mink | 3 |
| #2907 | stuffed monocle | 2 |
| #8868 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #2767 | stuffed tin of caviar | 3 |
| #8883 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #29 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 862 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #613 | witch hat | 1 |