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\nIt was an incident that had absolutely nothing to do with the product, but the Mick's corporation has really, really terrible lawyers.","potion",{"_16":67,"_18":68,"_20":69},20,203,{"_22":70,"_11":71,"_25":72,"_27":73,"_29":74,"_31":34,"_33":34,"_35":36,"_37":36,"_38":36,"_39":36,"_40":36,"_41":36,"_42":36,"_43":36,"_44":17,"_45":36,"_46":75,"_48":47,"_49":36,"_50":36,"_52":-5,"_54":36,"_55":36},917,"Mob Penguin protection contract","guildapp",195737706,"This is a document that entitles its owner to a measure of protection from the Penguin Mafia.\n

\nIf -- and we're not saying this is going to be possible -- but if at some point in the near future the Penguin Mafia decides to start doing \"favors\" for your fellow citizens of Loathing, having one of these documents in your inventory will protect you against one of those favors.\n

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#492	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	7
#203	Mob Penguin protection contract	20
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#139	Yeti Protest Sign	1
🥈	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#43	jar of anniversary jam	1
#106	spandex anniversary shorts	1