| #390 | Angry Farmer's Wife Candy | 1 |
| #296 | El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes) | 1 |
| #8 | Hodgman's disgusting technicolor overcoat | 1 |
| #56 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 49 |
| #113 | Libram of Love Songs | 1 |
| #806 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 3 |
| #1226 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 4 |
| #1199 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 2 |
| #130 | Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome | 1 |
| #333 | abandoned candy | 1 |
| #2950 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 2 |
| #1455 | anniversary gift box | 3 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #1842 | baby killer bee | 1 |
| #753 | bag of lard | 1 |
| #593 | banana | 6 |
| #338 | banana cream pie | 1 |
| #222 | banana-frosted king cake | 12 |
| #2122 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #313 | beholed bedsheet | 3 |
| #5906 | box of sunshine | 4 |
| #436 | brick of sand | 1 |
| #957 | can of spinach | 1 |
| #343 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 26 |
| #290 | candied yams | 30 |
| #109 | chocolate box | 1 |
| #1980 | club necklace | 3 |
| #1048 | cocoa egg | 2 |
| #32 | cryptic puzzle box | 1 |
| #378 | cursed piece of thirteen | 1 |
| #1953 | diamond necklace | 3 |
| #163 | distilled fortified wine | 15 |
| #1114 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 4 |
| #74 | exactly-three-shaped box | 1 |
| #371 | fake blood | 3 |
| #1353 | fake fake vomit | 10 |
| #3838 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #229 | fancy canapés | 2 |
| #816 | foam dart | 1 |
| #281 | freezerburned ice cube | 1 |
| #96 | giant glass of brandy | 5 |
| #3936 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #391 | goat | 1 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #877 | heart-shaped balloon | 3 |
| #283 | herbal stuffing | 28 |
| #304 | hovering sombrero | 1 |
| #84 | invisible bag | 9 |
| #9 | irradiated pet snacks | 100 |
| #1885 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #2544 | killing feather | 1 |
| #430 | lesser grodulated violet | 1 |
| #141 | long pork chop sandwiches | 1 |
| #26 | magnetic field | 1 |
| #381 | maple leaf | 1 |
| #119 | miniature coffin | 1 |
| #3329 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #3426 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #1206 | piece of wedding cake | 1 |
| #751 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #1165 | potato sprout | 1 |
| #25 | refrigerated biohazard container | 1 |
| #412 | rewinged stab bat | 1 |
| #1268 | sandwich of the gods | 4 |
| #683 | scented massage oil | 1 |
| #14 | siesta-ing Casagnova gnome | 1 |
| #170 | single-serving herbal stuffing | 2 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #33 | solid asbestos box | 1 |
| #23 | solid chrome box | 1 |
| #31 | solid linoleum box | 1 |
| #1974 | spade necklace | 3 |
| #861 | spectral pickle | 7 |
| #547 | spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #140 | spooky rattling cigar box | 1 |
| #280 | star starfish | 1 |
| #801 | stick-on eyebrow piercing | 1 |
| #939 | strange shiny disc | 1 |
| #468 | tattered paper crown | 2 |
| #53 | ten-leaf clover | 1,035 |
| #161 | thermos of brew | 3 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #418 | tofurkey gravy | 21 |
| #393 | tofurkey leg | 22 |
| #1863 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #702 | toy soldier | 2 |
| #1868 | wind-up chattering teeth | 2 |
| #289 | witch hat | 3 |
| #177 | yam candy | 1 |