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| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #408 | CSA fire-starting kit | 1 |
| #173 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #6 | How to Hold a Grudge | 1 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #52 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 14 |
| #823 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 4 |
| #328 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 17 |
| #266 | adorable seal larva | 9 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1545 | baby killer bee | 2 |
| #943 | bone chips | 1 |
| #2386 | bottle of goofballs | 8 |
| #342 | bunny liver | 18 |
| #181 | corrupted data | 120 |
| #121 | costume sword | 7 |
| #653 | festive sausage | 3 |
| #1453 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #373 | frozen banquet | 5 |
| #182 | gilded ancient cursed key | 1 |
| #2812 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 1 |
| #167 | golden twig | 1 |
| #120 | hideous egg | 21 |
| #867 | holiday cheese log | 1 |
| #384 | incense bath ball | 2 |
| #2793 | irradiated candy cane | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #1423 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #49 | mirrored aviator shades | 1 |
| #631 | old sweatpants | 101 |
| 🥈 | powdered wig | 4,081 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #319 | spectre scepter | 94 |
| #219 | squirming egg sac | 67 |
| #797 | stainless steel scarf | 4 |
| #760 | stainless steel shillelagh | 6 |
| #932 | stainless steel skullcap | 4 |
| #319 | stainless steel slacks | 10 |
| #1007 | stainless steel solitaire | 3 |
| #106 | stainless steel suspenders | 23 |
| #540 | stray chihuahua | 5 |
| #1353 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #867 | unusual disco ball | 3 |