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| #445 | Cherry Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #491 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 1 |
| #479 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 1 |
| #1845 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #773 | Daffy Taffy | 35 |
| #366 | Diet Cloaca Cola | 2 |
| #979 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 1 |
| #440 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 1 |
| #1866 | Imp Ale | 1 |
| #779 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 4 |
| #821 | Knob mushroom | 1 |
| #646 | Knob sausage | 1 |
| #805 | Knoll mushroom | 4 |
| #491 | Knoll shroomkabob | 1 |
| #968 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 1 |
| #723 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #1199 | M-242 | 1 |
| #474 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 1 |
| #422 | Regular Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #1578 | Rock Pops | 19 |
| #397 | Sneaky Pete's key lime pie | 1 |
| #1110 | Spam Witch sammich | 1 |
| #344 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 35 |
| #947 | Trollhouse cookies | 8 |
| #475 | White Citadel burger | 1 |
| #428 | White Citadel fries | 1 |
| #1296 | Yummy Tummy bean | 108 |
| #1478 | abominable snowcone | 1 |
| #521 | ancient frozen dinner | 2 |
| #629 | ballroom blintz | 1 |
| #214 | bat wing kabob | 1 |
| #668 | black forest cake | 1 |
| #551 | black forest ham | 1 |
| #724 | black sword | 1 |
| #893 | blackberry | 1 |
| #1262 | bottle of vodka | 1 |
| #91 | bowl of Bounty-Os | 1 |
| #1137 | bowl of cottage cheese | 1 |
| #377 | brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings | 2 |
| #680 | brown sugar cane | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #579 | bunch of square grapes | 1 |
| #443 | cactus fruit | 2 |
| #1107 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #397 | can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
| #2974 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #2872 | candied yams | 1 |
| #665 | carob chunk cookies | 1 |
| #733 | carob chunks | 1 |
| #148 | catgut taco | 2 |
| #1066 | chef's hat | 1 |
| #165 | chef-in-the-box | 2 |
| #820 | chopsticks | 1 |
| #347 | chorizo taco | 10 |
| #1228 | cocoa eggshell fragment | 1 |
| #1465 | corpse on the beach | 2 |
| #1006 | corpsedriver | 4 |
| #1241 | cranberries | 1 |
| #950 | crazy little Turkish delight | 1 |
| #538 | creamsicle | 1 |
| #466 | delicious noodles | 1 |
| #228 | delicious spicy noodles | 1 |
| #764 | desiccated apricot | 1 |
| #1623 | disassembled clover | 1 |
| #1854 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #573 | divine champagne flute | 1 |
| #655 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #236 | escargotsicle | 1 |
| #952 | f3d0r4 | 1 |
| #173 | frat brats | 5 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #995 | ghuol guolash | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #845 | goat cheese | 1 |
| #948 | goat cheese pizza | 1 |
| #782 | gr8ps | 1 |
| #772 | grapefruit | 1 |
| #829 | grapes | 1 |
| #2511 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #316 | hippy herbal tea | 1 |
| #576 | honey-dipped locust | 1 |
| #685 | hot date | 1 |
| #1287 | hot wing | 1 |
| #525 | insanely spicy bean burrito | 2 |
| #187 | jumping bean burrito | 1 |
| #129 | jumping bean taco | 1 |
| #208 | large cocoa eggshell fragment | 2 |
| #1236 | lemon | 1 |
| #362 | lemon meringue pie | 1 |
| #623 | lihc eye pie | 1 |
| #396 | marshmallow | 44 |
| #898 | mind flayer corpse | 1 |
| #794 | olive | 1 |
| #155 | olive lo mein | 1 |
| #218 | onion shurikens | 1 |
| #940 | orange | 1 |
| #878 | oversized pizza cutter | 1 |
| #985 | papaya | 1 |
| #441 | papaya taco | 2 |
| #1205 | piece of wedding cake | 1 |
| #701 | pile of dusty animal bones | 1 |
| #430 | plain pizza | 1 |
| #702 | pointy mushroom | 1 |
| #201 | pr0n taco | 1 |
| #455 | rat appendix kabob | 1 |
| #221 | ravioli della hippy | 1 |
| #1554 | roasted marshmallow | 1 |
| #250 | royal jelly | 60 |
| #208 | royal jelly taco | 1 |
| #407 | sausage pizza | 1 |
| #578 | savoy truffle | 1 |
| #683 | scented massage oil | 1 |
| #180 | skewered cat appendix | 1 |
| #1119 | snake | 1 |
| #1134 | sparkler | 1 |
| #1130 | spooky mushroom | 13 |
| #229 | spooky shroomkabob | 1 |
| #853 | stalk of asparagus | 1 |
| #337 | star key lime pie | 1 |
| #822 | stinky mushroom | 1 |
| #887 | strawberry | 1 |
| #320 | strawberry pie | 1 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8929 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #8912 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8969 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8935 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #2711 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 5 |
| #7828 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8871 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7761 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8883 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #528 | stunt nuts | 1 |
| #524 | sweet ninja sword | 1 |
| #808 | t8r tots | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3149 | toast | 1 |
| #410 | tofu casserole | 2 |
| #2809 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2815 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #1040 | tomato | 2 |
| #594 | uncooked chorizo | 2 |
| #643 | vinegar-soaked lemon slice | 1 |
| #619 | wad of tofu | 2 |
| #848 | white chocolate chips | 2 |