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| #444 | Cherry Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #491 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 1 |
| #481 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 1 |
| #1850 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #773 | Daffy Taffy | 35 |
| #366 | Diet Cloaca Cola | 2 |
| #982 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 1 |
| #440 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 1 |
| #1867 | Imp Ale | 1 |
| #778 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 4 |
| #822 | Knob mushroom | 1 |
| #646 | Knob sausage | 1 |
| #804 | Knoll mushroom | 4 |
| #492 | Knoll shroomkabob | 1 |
| #970 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 1 |
| #723 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #1200 | M-242 | 1 |
| #476 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 1 |
| #423 | Regular Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #1576 | Rock Pops | 19 |
| #399 | Sneaky Pete's key lime pie | 1 |
| #1109 | Spam Witch sammich | 1 |
| #343 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 35 |
| #947 | Trollhouse cookies | 8 |
| #477 | White Citadel burger | 1 |
| #430 | White Citadel fries | 1 |
| #1294 | Yummy Tummy bean | 108 |
| #1478 | abominable snowcone | 1 |
| #522 | ancient frozen dinner | 2 |
| #630 | ballroom blintz | 1 |
| #216 | bat wing kabob | 1 |
| #669 | black forest cake | 1 |
| #552 | black forest ham | 1 |
| #727 | black sword | 1 |
| #892 | blackberry | 1 |
| #1260 | bottle of vodka | 1 |
| #92 | bowl of Bounty-Os | 1 |
| #1137 | bowl of cottage cheese | 1 |
| #380 | brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings | 2 |
| #677 | brown sugar cane | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #578 | bunch of square grapes | 1 |
| #442 | cactus fruit | 2 |
| #1107 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #396 | can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
| #2975 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #2875 | candied yams | 1 |
| #666 | carob chunk cookies | 1 |
| #731 | carob chunks | 1 |
| #153 | catgut taco | 2 |
| #1063 | chef's hat | 1 |
| #166 | chef-in-the-box | 2 |
| #824 | chopsticks | 1 |
| #350 | chorizo taco | 10 |
| #1228 | cocoa eggshell fragment | 1 |
| #1468 | corpse on the beach | 2 |
| #1010 | corpsedriver | 4 |
| #1243 | cranberries | 1 |
| #951 | crazy little Turkish delight | 1 |
| #541 | creamsicle | 1 |
| #468 | delicious noodles | 1 |
| #229 | delicious spicy noodles | 1 |
| #766 | desiccated apricot | 1 |
| #1628 | disassembled clover | 1 |
| #1853 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #572 | divine champagne flute | 1 |
| #655 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #239 | escargotsicle | 1 |
| #952 | f3d0r4 | 1 |
| #173 | frat brats | 5 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #996 | ghuol guolash | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #846 | goat cheese | 1 |
| #949 | goat cheese pizza | 1 |
| #784 | gr8ps | 1 |
| #773 | grapefruit | 1 |
| #828 | grapes | 1 |
| #2516 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #320 | hippy herbal tea | 1 |
| #575 | honey-dipped locust | 1 |
| #684 | hot date | 1 |
| #1287 | hot wing | 1 |
| #526 | insanely spicy bean burrito | 2 |
| #189 | jumping bean burrito | 1 |
| #131 | jumping bean taco | 1 |
| #208 | large cocoa eggshell fragment | 2 |
| #1233 | lemon | 1 |
| #362 | lemon meringue pie | 1 |
| #624 | lihc eye pie | 1 |
| #397 | marshmallow | 44 |
| #898 | mind flayer corpse | 1 |
| #796 | olive | 1 |
| #156 | olive lo mein | 1 |
| #218 | onion shurikens | 1 |
| #942 | orange | 1 |
| #879 | oversized pizza cutter | 1 |
| #988 | papaya | 1 |
| #444 | papaya taco | 2 |
| #1207 | piece of wedding cake | 1 |
| #705 | pile of dusty animal bones | 1 |
| #428 | plain pizza | 1 |
| #702 | pointy mushroom | 1 |
| #202 | pr0n taco | 1 |
| #457 | rat appendix kabob | 1 |
| #223 | ravioli della hippy | 1 |
| #1556 | roasted marshmallow | 1 |
| #251 | royal jelly | 60 |
| #211 | royal jelly taco | 1 |
| #408 | sausage pizza | 1 |
| #578 | savoy truffle | 1 |
| #681 | scented massage oil | 1 |
| #182 | skewered cat appendix | 1 |
| #1120 | snake | 1 |
| #1135 | sparkler | 1 |
| #1128 | spooky mushroom | 13 |
| #229 | spooky shroomkabob | 1 |
| #853 | stalk of asparagus | 1 |
| #338 | star key lime pie | 1 |
| #821 | stinky mushroom | 1 |
| #888 | strawberry | 1 |
| #320 | strawberry pie | 1 |
| #8937 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8942 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #8831 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #8923 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8977 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8940 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #2712 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 5 |
| #7841 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8882 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7774 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8891 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #531 | stunt nuts | 1 |
| #525 | sweet ninja sword | 1 |
| #811 | t8r tots | 1 |
| #3989 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3938 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3942 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3977 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3157 | toast | 1 |
| #411 | tofu casserole | 2 |
| #2808 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2814 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #1040 | tomato | 2 |
| #593 | uncooked chorizo | 2 |
| #648 | vinegar-soaked lemon slice | 1 |
| #618 | wad of tofu | 2 |
| #847 | white chocolate chips | 2 |