takkyon

RankItemQuantity
#1141.21 jigawatts1
#679Iiti Kitty phone charm1
#79Knob Goblin spatula531
#1319Senior Mints1
#644Steal This Candy1
#1478abominable snowcone1
#1061anticheese1
#13balloon sword118
#630ballroom blintz1
#2563black paisley oyster egg1
#2110black plastic oyster egg1
#2088black polka-dot oyster egg1
#2665black striped oyster egg1
#2554blue paisley oyster egg1
#2408blue plastic oyster egg1
#2374blue polka-dot oyster egg1
#2621blue striped oyster egg1
#58candied kobold100
#1853disturbing fanfic1
#1145ennui-flavored potato chips1
#1604iGoogly1
#2180lavender paisley oyster egg1
#2307lavender plastic oyster egg1
#2028lavender polka-dot oyster egg1
#1766lavender striped oyster egg1
#60long pork97
#1983mauve paisley oyster egg1
#2254mauve plastic oyster egg1
#1846mauve polka-dot oyster egg1
#2384mauve striped oyster egg1
#628ninja mop1
#1363off-white paisley oyster egg1
#2534off-white plastic oyster egg1
#1734off-white polka-dot oyster egg1
#1583off-white striped oyster egg1
#1281plot hole1
#69pointed stick32
#1166probability potion1
#2034puce paisley oyster egg1
#2103puce plastic oyster egg1
#2253puce polka-dot oyster egg1
#1645puce striped oyster egg1
#56pygmy blowgun85
#49pygmy nose-bone36
#51pygmy pygment91
#1175radium-flavored potato chips1
#2227red paisley oyster egg1
#2537red plastic oyster egg1
#2205red polka-dot oyster egg1
#1646red striped oyster egg1
#322tasket1
#1056tiny plastic Mob Penguin1
#989tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite1
#1018tiny plastic fat stack of cash1
#1036tiny plastic mutant elf1
#978tiny plastic strand of DNA1
#265tisket1
#77vinegar-soaked lemon slice444
#1130wintergreen-flavored potato chips1
#2818yellow plastic oyster egg1
#1328yellow polka-dot oyster egg1
#1061yellow striped oyster egg2

Wow, that's 1,588 items total!

what items are this player missing?