| #595 | Cloaca grenade | 24 |
| #1156 | Cloaca-Cola | 8 |
| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #696 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 2 |
| #992 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 2 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #893 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 3 |
| #627 | Dyspepsi grenade | 19 |
| #668 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 86 |
| #654 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 4 |
| #1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #672 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 2 |
| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #188 | Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance | 2 |
| #615 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 1 |
| #2086 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 8 |
| #466 | Now and Earlier | 5 |
| #1498 | Rock Pops | 22 |
| #1450 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #61 | Time Juice | 8 |
| #1188 | Valentine | 10 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #1506 | Yummy Tummy bean | 86 |
| #638 | ancient frozen dinner | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1379 | black paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #1131 | black plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1901 | black striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #1673 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #438 | bow | 1 |
| #534 | calle de miel | 1 |
| #281 | can of Red Minotaur | 15 |
| #2358 | candied yams | 2 |
| #4135 | candy cane | 2 |
| #1515 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 2 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #354 | ducha de oro | 3 |
| #1475 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #700 | dwarf bread | 5 |
| #1840 | eggnog | 4 |
| #968 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #1390 | felt | 5 |
| #324 | fettucini Inconnu | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #2467 | fruitcake | 3 |
| #479 | gauze garter | 5 |
| #3302 | gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #496 | green beer | 26 |
| #1007 | green glowstick | 1 |
| #2080 | herbal stuffing | 2 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1210 | length of string | 6 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #1188 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #801 | mauve striped oyster egg | 5 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #2533 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #150 | oil of expertise | 3 |
| #184 | oil of slipperiness | 2 |
| #178 | oil of stability | 2 |
| #329 | ointment of the occult | 1 |
| #126 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 6 |
| #1206 | pink glowstick | 1 |
| #1499 | pixellated candy heart | 3 |
| #478 | portable corkscrew | 15 |
| #391 | potion of temporary gr8ness | 1 |
| #1421 | puce plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1171 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #485 | puce striped oyster egg | 5 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #2020 | string of blue beads | 2 |
| #2026 | string of green beads | 2 |
| #1838 | string of red beads | 3 |
| #6284 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 4 |
| #8929 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #4827 | stuffed angry cow | 7 |
| #7002 | stuffed astral badger | 3 |
| #7868 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #6837 | stuffed cocoabo | 3 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #6363 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 4 |
| #7014 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 3 |
| #499 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #6322 | stuffed hand turkey | 4 |
| #7815 | stuffed mind flayer | 2 |
| #1710 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #6364 | stuffed scary death orb | 4 |
| #2086 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 8 |
| #7038 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 3 |
| #6321 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #5727 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 5 |
| #6336 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 4 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #2121 | stuffing | 2 |
| #456 | sugar-coated pine cone | 3 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1807 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #1791 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 3 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #1713 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 3 |
| #6175 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 4 |
| #2822 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 6 |
| #2679 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #3334 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 5 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3937 | tiny plastic grue | 4 |
| #2703 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #6137 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #6063 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 4 |
| #6151 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #2595 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #2638 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #6188 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #3940 | tiny plastic stab bat | 4 |
| #6158 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2653 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #2809 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2297 | tofurkey leg | 2 |
| #443 | tomato juice of powerful power | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #702 | toy soldier | 2 |
| #727 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #426 | whiskey sour | 3 |
| #507 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #850 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 3 |