Cruel Itch

RankItemQuantity
#308"DRINK ME" potion47
#94"KICK ME" sign3
#16237x37x37 puzzle cube9
#173Alice's Army Sniper1
#605BURT2
#68Batfellow comic2
#76Beach Buck104
#46Black Angus blackburger1
#1741Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air1
#11Build-a-City Gingerbread kit2
#118Chester's Aquarius medallion1
#90Chester's sunglasses1
#44Choco-Mint patty11
#136Coinspiracy6
#1853Corpse Island iced tea1
#1216Crimbo Candy Cookbook2
#283Crimbo candied pecan48
#270Crimbo fudge53
#269Crimbo peppermint bark50
#2380Crimbuck11
#40Every Day is Like This Sundae2
#55Flaskfull of Hollow202
#83Fog Murderer1
#343Fudge Fiber Armor Plating2
#86Groll doll7
#44Handsome Devil1
#669Hodgman's blanket1
#95Hodgman's harmonica1
#16Irish Coffee, English Heart14
🥈Krampus Horn1
#99LCD game: Burger Belt2
#95LCD game: Food Eater3
#103LCD game: Garbage River2
#437Loudmouth Larry Lamprey85
#158McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade5
#724Microplushie: Bropane6
#838Microplushie: Dorkonide1
#748Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid2
#750Microplushie: Fauxnerditide1
#826Microplushie: Hippylase4
#742Microplushie: Hobomosome3
#833Microplushie: Otakulone4
#719Microplushie: Raverdrine4
#960Microplushie: Sororitrate1
#164Mr. Accessory1
#283Nardz energy beverage1
#323New Zealand iced tea5
#1575Nickel Gamma of Frugality1
#93Ol' Scratch's stove door1
#49Orangemageddon wine cooler4
#204Roo trading card1
#211Serenity trading card1
#134Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip4
#187Space Tours Tripple3
#62Staff of Blood and Pudding1
#6Staff of the Deepest Freeze1
#34Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals1
#34Staff of the Kitchen Floor1
#91Staff of the Midnight Snack1
#66Staff of the Short Order Cook1
#77Staff of the Teapot Tempest1
#10Strikes Again Bigmouth13
#77This Charming Flan1
#47V for Vivala mask1
#64VYKEA mead1
#62Wal-Mart gift certificate43
#33Work is a Four Letter Sword1
#189Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher19
#564a little sump'm sump'm2
#205actual reality goggles2
🥈anniversary balsa wood socks1
🥇anniversary burlap belt1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
🥈anniversary concrete fedora1
🥈anniversary safety glass vest1
#7427badass belt1
#23baked stuffing2
#690beholed bedsheet1
#54black brandy1
#440black-and-blue light93
#84blood and blood1
#477blue plasma ball68
#333blundarrrbus1
#90bottle of Amontillado1
#83bottle of norwhiskey1
#19bread roll3
#2376brick2
🥇bucket of anniversary lard1
🥇can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce7,784
#175candied bolts6
#557candied nuts3
#18candied sweet potatoes6
#2875candied yams1
#21cashew22
#117chakra malt1
#70chakra sludge17
#129chakra-mental wine1
#439cheap studded belt75
#1660cheap toaster1
#72clockwork claws1
#93clockwork sheet1
#65clockwork spine1
#71confiscated cell phone5
#90confiscated comic book5
#75confiscated love note3
#194confusing LED clock10
#566cookie cookie1
#43cornucopia8
#1216corpse on the beach3
#1820corpsedriver1
#1813corpsetini1
#9cranberry cylinder16
#17disconnected intergnat1
#87distilled fortified wine25
#102divine blowout421
#97divine can of silly string486
#152divine champagne flute106
#138divine champagne popper79
#127divine cracker101
#82divine noisemaker536
#269dollar-sign bag1
#61eldritch extract2
#834fat stacks of cash5
#810filthy lucre41
#525flavored foot massage oil39
#421foam dart82
#1093frigid ninja stars1
#16ginger beer1
#33gingerbread mug4
#172gingerbread robot5
#171ginormous pumpkin1
#202glass of bourbon1
#74glimmering raven feather1
#20green bean casserole7
#549grog1
#185haggis socks2
#164haggis-infused soap7
#165haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis8
#112hambrosier1
#50handful of Smithereens149
#5196handful of confetti1
#15heart-shaped crate1
#750hobo nickel164
#160home robotics kit2
#22homeopathic mint tea11
#63hot mint schnocolate4
#426icy-hot katana1
#691invisible bag1
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#44jar of psychoses (The Meatsmith)1
#569java cookie1
#1005jazz soap19
#908ketchup hound1
#53leftovers2
#57leftovers sandwich1
#11liar's pants1
#328llama lama gong3
#57lump of Brituminous coal192
#58lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter1
#147magicberry tablets8
#195magnetic sculpture kit1
#21mashed potatoes4
#36megacopia10
#47metallic foil cat ears1
#19mince pie7
#120miniature coffin1
#104ninja pirate zombie robot head1
#147old school calculator watch8
#27one-day ticket to Conspiracy Island2
#44one-day ticket to The Glaciest1
#2436oozenog1
#6origami riding crop1
#71perfect cosmopolitan2
#85perfect mimosa1
#76perfect negroni1
#84perfect paloma1
#38perl necklace7
#345personal massager56
#518personalized coffee mug88
#27pet bad vibe1
#147petit 4.15
#430petit fortran2
#1884phish stick2
#332pine tar1
#377pink pony4
#681pirate shirt1
#68plastic nunchaku3
#42potion of spiritual gunkifying1
#45raw bread6
#48raw cranberry sauce5
#33raw gravy13
#50raw green beans2
#46raw mincemeat6
#46raw potato9
#45raw stuffing8
#48raw sweet potato4
#45raw turkey9
#494roll in the hay1
#133roll of toilet paper858
#73rubber spider2
#449ruby on canes1
#96sack of doorknobs1
#190salinated mint julep1
#462salty slug2
#272sand dollar18
#1414skeleton bone1
#304slap and tickle6
#304slip 'n' slide3
#217sneaky wrapping paper1
#2844solid gold bowling ball1
#14space planula1
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#822spiked femur1
#57spiritual candy cane4
#193spiritual fruitcake2
#189spiritual gingerbread2
#193star throwing star1
#371stick-on eyebrow piercing103
#33stuffed ninja snowman321
#501teeny-tiny ninja stars1
#35thanksgiving turkey1
#657tiny bottle of absinthe7
#174tiny plastic GORM-81
#168tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.1
#172tiny plastic Toybot1
#3862tiny plastic taco cat1
#192tiny plastic warbear1
#178tiny plastic warbear fortress1
#1694toast178
#88toothbrush23
#3145tree-eating kite1
#489vampire collar2
#197warbear feasting bread1
#165warbear gyro1
#134warbear warrior bread1
#32warm gravy1
#792white Canadian1
#249wonderwall shield4
#279yellow brick road2

Wow, that's 13,345 items total!

what items are this player missing?