Museum :: Cruel Itch

Cruel Itch

Rank	Item	Quantity
#309	"DRINK ME" potion	47
#90	"KICK ME" sign	3
#162	37x37x37 puzzle cube	9
#172	Alice's Army Sniper	1
#604	BURT	2
#68	Batfellow comic	2
#76	Beach Buck	104
#46	Black Angus blackburger	1
#1742	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	1
#11	Build-a-City Gingerbread kit	2
#118	Chester's Aquarius medallion	1
#91	Chester's sunglasses	1
#44	Choco-Mint patty	11
#138	Coinspiracy	6
#1850	Corpse Island iced tea	1
#1216	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	2
#282	Crimbo candied pecan	48
#271	Crimbo fudge	53
#270	Crimbo peppermint bark	50
#2380	Crimbuck	11
#39	Every Day is Like This Sundae	2
#55	Flaskfull of Hollow	202
#82	Fog Murderer	1
#343	Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	2
#84	Groll doll	7
#43	Handsome Devil	1
#669	Hodgman's blanket	1
#95	Hodgman's harmonica	1
#16	Irish Coffee, English Heart	14
🥈	Krampus Horn	1
#98	LCD game: Burger Belt	2
#95	LCD game: Food Eater	3
#102	LCD game: Garbage River	2
#437	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	85
#157	McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade	5
#726	Microplushie: Bropane	6
#839	Microplushie: Dorkonide	1
#750	Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	2
#750	Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	1
#829	Microplushie: Hippylase	4
#744	Microplushie: Hobomosome	3
#836	Microplushie: Otakulone	4
#721	Microplushie: Raverdrine	4
#962	Microplushie: Sororitrate	1
#161	Mr. Accessory	1
#283	Nardz energy beverage	1
#324	New Zealand iced tea	5
#1573	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	1
#93	Ol' Scratch's stove door	1
#47	Orangemageddon wine cooler	4
#204	Roo trading card	1
#210	Serenity trading card	1
#136	Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip	4
#186	Space Tours Tripple	3
#62	Staff of Blood and Pudding	1
#6	Staff of the Deepest Freeze	1
#34	Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals	1
#34	Staff of the Kitchen Floor	1
#91	Staff of the Midnight Snack	1
#65	Staff of the Short Order Cook	1
#77	Staff of the Teapot Tempest	1
#10	Strikes Again Bigmouth	13
#77	This Charming Flan	1
#47	V for Vivala mask	1
#63	VYKEA mead	1
#61	Wal-Mart gift certificate	43
#33	Work is a Four Letter Sword	1
#189	Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher	19
#565	a little sump'm sump'm	2
#204	actual reality goggles	2
🥈	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
#7431	badass belt	1
#22	baked stuffing	2
#690	beholed bedsheet	1
#54	black brandy	1
#440	black-and-blue light	93
#83	blood and blood	1
#478	blue plasma ball	68
#333	blundarrrbus	1
#89	bottle of Amontillado	1
#83	bottle of norwhiskey	1
#19	bread roll	3
#2374	brick	2
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
🥇	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	7,784
#175	candied bolts	6
#558	candied nuts	3
#15	candied sweet potatoes	6
#2874	candied yams	1
#22	cashew	22
#117	chakra malt	1
#71	chakra sludge	17
#129	chakra-mental wine	1
#439	cheap studded belt	75
#1660	cheap toaster	1
#72	clockwork claws	1
#93	clockwork sheet	1
#65	clockwork spine	1
#70	confiscated cell phone	5
#87	confiscated comic book	5
#73	confiscated love note	3
#194	confusing LED clock	10
#565	cookie cookie	1
#42	cornucopia	8
#1214	corpse on the beach	3
#1818	corpsedriver	1
#1811	corpsetini	1
#8	cranberry cylinder	16
#17	disconnected intergnat	1
#87	distilled fortified wine	25
#102	divine blowout	421
#97	divine can of silly string	486
#152	divine champagne flute	106
#138	divine champagne popper	79
#127	divine cracker	101
#82	divine noisemaker	536
#269	dollar-sign bag	1
#61	eldritch extract	2
#837	fat stacks of cash	5
#813	filthy lucre	41
#526	flavored foot massage oil	39
#421	foam dart	82
#1092	frigid ninja stars	1
#16	ginger beer	1
#33	gingerbread mug	4
#172	gingerbread robot	5
#171	ginormous pumpkin	1
#201	glass of bourbon	1
#73	glimmering raven feather	1
#18	green bean casserole	7
#548	grog	1
#183	haggis socks	2
#164	haggis-infused soap	7
#164	haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis	8
#112	hambrosier	1
#50	handful of Smithereens	149
#5202	handful of confetti	1
#16	heart-shaped crate	1
#752	hobo nickel	164
#160	home robotics kit	2
#22	homeopathic mint tea	11
#63	hot mint schnocolate	4
#426	icy-hot katana	1
#691	invisible bag	1
#43	jar of anniversary jam	1
#44	jar of psychoses (The Meatsmith)	1
#569	java cookie	1
#1007	jazz soap	19
#911	ketchup hound	1
#53	leftovers	2
#55	leftovers sandwich	1
#11	liar's pants	1
#329	llama lama gong	3
#57	lump of Brituminous coal	192
#58	lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter	1
#147	magicberry tablets	8
#195	magnetic sculpture kit	1
#21	mashed potatoes	4
#36	megacopia	10
#47	metallic foil cat ears	1
#17	mince pie	7
#120	miniature coffin	1
#104	ninja pirate zombie robot head	1
#147	old school calculator watch	8
#25	one-day ticket to Conspiracy Island	2
#44	one-day ticket to The Glaciest	1
#2436	oozenog	1
#6	origami riding crop	1
#71	perfect cosmopolitan	2
#87	perfect mimosa	1
#75	perfect negroni	1
#83	perfect paloma	1
#38	perl necklace	7
#346	personal massager	56
#519	personalized coffee mug	88
#27	pet bad vibe	1
#147	petit 4.1	5
#429	petit fortran	2
#1884	phish stick	2
#332	pine tar	1
#378	pink pony	4
#681	pirate shirt	1
#67	plastic nunchaku	3
#42	potion of spiritual gunkifying	1
#44	raw bread	6
#47	raw cranberry sauce	5
#33	raw gravy	13
#50	raw green beans	2
#46	raw mincemeat	6
#45	raw potato	9
#44	raw stuffing	8
#48	raw sweet potato	4
#44	raw turkey	9
#495	roll in the hay	1
#133	roll of toilet paper	858
#73	rubber spider	2
#449	ruby on canes	1
#96	sack of doorknobs	1
#189	salinated mint julep	1
#462	salty slug	2
#273	sand dollar	18
#1413	skeleton bone	1
#305	slap and tickle	6
#305	slip 'n' slide	3
#217	sneaky wrapping paper	1
#2844	solid gold bowling ball	1
#14	space planula	1
#106	spandex anniversary shorts	1
#823	spiked femur	1
#57	spiritual candy cane	4
#192	spiritual fruitcake	2
#189	spiritual gingerbread	2
#193	star throwing star	1
#372	stick-on eyebrow piercing	103
#33	stuffed ninja snowman	321
#500	teeny-tiny ninja stars	1
#34	thanksgiving turkey	1
#657	tiny bottle of absinthe	7
#173	tiny plastic GORM-8	1
#169	tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.	1
#172	tiny plastic Toybot	1
#3861	tiny plastic taco cat	1
#192	tiny plastic warbear	1
#178	tiny plastic warbear fortress	1
#1685	toast	178
#88	toothbrush	23
#3145	tree-eating kite	1
#488	vampire collar	2
#197	warbear feasting bread	1
#164	warbear gyro	1
#133	warbear warrior bread	1
#31	warm gravy	1
#792	white Canadian	1
#249	wonderwall shield	4
#279	yellow brick road	2

Wow, that's 13,345 items total!

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