Museum :: Cruel Itch

Cruel Itch

Rank	Item	Quantity
#309	"DRINK ME" potion	47
#95	"KICK ME" sign	3
#162	37x37x37 puzzle cube	9
#174	Alice's Army Sniper	1
#606	BURT	2
#67	Batfellow comic	2
#77	Beach Buck	104
#46	Black Angus blackburger	1
#1742	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	1
#11	Build-a-City Gingerbread kit	2
#119	Chester's Aquarius medallion	1
#90	Chester's sunglasses	1
#44	Choco-Mint patty	11
#137	Coinspiracy	6
#1852	Corpse Island iced tea	1
#1218	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	2
#284	Crimbo candied pecan	48
#271	Crimbo fudge	53
#269	Crimbo peppermint bark	50
#2384	Crimbuck	11
#40	Every Day is Like This Sundae	2
#56	Flaskfull of Hollow	202
#83	Fog Murderer	1
#343	Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	2
#87	Groll doll	7
#44	Handsome Devil	1
#671	Hodgman's blanket	1
#95	Hodgman's harmonica	1
#16	Irish Coffee, English Heart	14
🥈	Krampus Horn	1
#99	LCD game: Burger Belt	2
#95	LCD game: Food Eater	3
#103	LCD game: Garbage River	2
#437	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	85
#158	McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade	5
#725	Microplushie: Bropane	6
#839	Microplushie: Dorkonide	1
#750	Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	2
#752	Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	1
#827	Microplushie: Hippylase	4
#743	Microplushie: Hobomosome	3
#834	Microplushie: Otakulone	4
#720	Microplushie: Raverdrine	4
#962	Microplushie: Sororitrate	1
#157	Mr. Accessory	1
#283	Nardz energy beverage	1
#323	New Zealand iced tea	5
#1574	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	1
#94	Ol' Scratch's stove door	1
#49	Orangemageddon wine cooler	4
#204	Roo trading card	1
#212	Serenity trading card	1
#133	Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip	4
#187	Space Tours Tripple	3
#62	Staff of Blood and Pudding	1
#6	Staff of the Deepest Freeze	1
#34	Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals	1
#34	Staff of the Kitchen Floor	1
#91	Staff of the Midnight Snack	1
#66	Staff of the Short Order Cook	1
#77	Staff of the Teapot Tempest	1
#10	Strikes Again Bigmouth	13
#77	This Charming Flan	1
#46	V for Vivala mask	1
#64	VYKEA mead	1
#62	Wal-Mart gift certificate	43
#33	Work is a Four Letter Sword	1
#188	Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher	19
#565	a little sump'm sump'm	2
#205	actual reality goggles	2
🥈	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
#7429	badass belt	1
#23	baked stuffing	2
#690	beholed bedsheet	1
#54	black brandy	1
#440	black-and-blue light	93
#84	blood and blood	1
#477	blue plasma ball	68
#333	blundarrrbus	1
#90	bottle of Amontillado	1
#83	bottle of norwhiskey	1
#19	bread roll	3
#2376	brick	2
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
🥇	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	7,784
#175	candied bolts	6
#557	candied nuts	3
#18	candied sweet potatoes	6
#2874	candied yams	1
#21	cashew	22
#117	chakra malt	1
#70	chakra sludge	17
#129	chakra-mental wine	1
#439	cheap studded belt	75
#1660	cheap toaster	1
#72	clockwork claws	1
#93	clockwork sheet	1
#65	clockwork spine	1
#71	confiscated cell phone	5
#90	confiscated comic book	5
#75	confiscated love note	3
#194	confusing LED clock	10
#566	cookie cookie	1
#43	cornucopia	8
#1215	corpse on the beach	3
#1818	corpsedriver	1
#1812	corpsetini	1
#9	cranberry cylinder	16
#17	disconnected intergnat	1
#88	distilled fortified wine	25
#102	divine blowout	421
#97	divine can of silly string	486
#152	divine champagne flute	106
#138	divine champagne popper	79
#127	divine cracker	101
#82	divine noisemaker	536
#269	dollar-sign bag	1
#60	eldritch extract	2
#833	fat stacks of cash	5
#810	filthy lucre	41
#525	flavored foot massage oil	39
#421	foam dart	82
#1093	frigid ninja stars	1
#18	ginger beer	1
#34	gingerbread mug	4
#172	gingerbread robot	5
#171	ginormous pumpkin	1
#203	glass of bourbon	1
#74	glimmering raven feather	1
#20	green bean casserole	7
#549	grog	1
#185	haggis socks	2
#164	haggis-infused soap	7
#165	haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis	8
#112	hambrosier	1
#50	handful of Smithereens	149
#5197	handful of confetti	1
#15	heart-shaped crate	1
#750	hobo nickel	164
#160	home robotics kit	2
#22	homeopathic mint tea	11
#63	hot mint schnocolate	4
#426	icy-hot katana	1
#691	invisible bag	1
#43	jar of anniversary jam	1
#43	jar of psychoses (The Meatsmith)	1
#570	java cookie	1
#1005	jazz soap	19
#908	ketchup hound	1
#54	leftovers	2
#57	leftovers sandwich	1
#11	liar's pants	1
#328	llama lama gong	3
#57	lump of Brituminous coal	192
#58	lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter	1
#147	magicberry tablets	8
#196	magnetic sculpture kit	1
#22	mashed potatoes	4
#36	megacopia	10
#47	metallic foil cat ears	1
#19	mince pie	7
#120	miniature coffin	1
#104	ninja pirate zombie robot head	1
#147	old school calculator watch	8
#29	one-day ticket to Conspiracy Island	2
#47	one-day ticket to The Glaciest	1
#2436	oozenog	1
#6	origami riding crop	1
#72	perfect cosmopolitan	2
#86	perfect mimosa	1
#77	perfect negroni	1
#85	perfect paloma	1
#38	perl necklace	7
#345	personal massager	56
#518	personalized coffee mug	88
#27	pet bad vibe	1
#147	petit 4.1	5
#430	petit fortran	2
#1884	phish stick	2
#332	pine tar	1
#378	pink pony	4
#681	pirate shirt	1
#68	plastic nunchaku	3
#42	potion of spiritual gunkifying	1
#45	raw bread	6
#48	raw cranberry sauce	5
#33	raw gravy	13
#50	raw green beans	2
#46	raw mincemeat	6
#46	raw potato	9
#45	raw stuffing	8
#48	raw sweet potato	4
#45	raw turkey	9
#495	roll in the hay	1
#135	roll of toilet paper	858
#73	rubber spider	2
#449	ruby on canes	1
#96	sack of doorknobs	1
#191	salinated mint julep	1
#462	salty slug	2
#272	sand dollar	18
#1412	skeleton bone	1
#305	slap and tickle	6
#306	slip 'n' slide	3
#217	sneaky wrapping paper	1
#2845	solid gold bowling ball	1
#14	space planula	1
#106	spandex anniversary shorts	1
#821	spiked femur	1
#57	spiritual candy cane	4
#193	spiritual fruitcake	2
#190	spiritual gingerbread	2
#193	star throwing star	1
#372	stick-on eyebrow piercing	103
#33	stuffed ninja snowman	321
#501	teeny-tiny ninja stars	1
#35	thanksgiving turkey	1
#657	tiny bottle of absinthe	7
#175	tiny plastic GORM-8	1
#169	tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.	1
#172	tiny plastic Toybot	1
#3864	tiny plastic taco cat	1
#192	tiny plastic warbear	1
#178	tiny plastic warbear fortress	1
#1694	toast	178
#88	toothbrush	23
#3146	tree-eating kite	1
#489	vampire collar	2
#197	warbear feasting bread	1
#166	warbear gyro	1
#134	warbear warrior bread	1
#32	warm gravy	1
#792	white Canadian	1
#249	wonderwall shield	4
#279	yellow brick road	2

Wow, that's 13,345 items total!

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