| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #4299 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #1222 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 4 |
| #1189 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 4 |
| #751 | Crimbo pie | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #453 | Lars the Cyberian | 1 |
| #884 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 1 |
| #649 | Schrödinger's thermos | 11 |
| #778 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 1 |
| #826 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 1 |
| #40 | Tequiz Navidad | 5 |
| #601 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #301 | The Necbronomicon | 1 |
| #1783 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #918 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 1 |
| #41 | Underworld sapling | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #420 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 3 |
| #1304 | baconstone | 5 |
| #5055 | badass belt | 5 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #546 | battered Crimbo Crate | 18 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #917 | black-and-blue light | 1 |
| #940 | blue plasma ball | 1 |
| #1711 | box of sunshine | 94 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1101 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 4 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #1563 | candy kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #687 | centipede eggs | 1 |
| #802 | cheap studded belt | 1 |
| #167 | cocoa eggshell fragment | 523 |
| #112 | dusty Crimbo crate | 68 |
| #3663 | easter egg balloon | 3 |
| #2364 | eggnog | 2 |
| #1260 | elven cellocello | 16 |
| #25 | elven suicide capsule | 278 |
| #821 | flavored foot massage oil | 1 |
| #816 | foam dart | 1 |
| #181 | fossilized baboon skull | 4 |
| #138 | fossilized bat skull | 5 |
| #246 | fossilized limb | 43 |
| #113 | fossilized serpent skull | 8 |
| #170 | fossilized spider skull | 3 |
| #358 | fossilized spike | 11 |
| #255 | fossilized spine | 7 |
| #246 | fossilized torso | 24 |
| #180 | fossilized wing | 24 |
| #103 | fossilized wyrm skull | 8 |
| #380 | ghuol egg | 45 |
| #610 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #3138 | grue egg | 5 |
| #1932 | hamethyst | 2 |
| #4015 | handful of confetti | 3 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1071 | jawbruiser | 3 |
| #404 | lavender striped oyster egg | 6 |
| #1292 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #875 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #760 | off-white striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #110 | oyster egg balloon | 2 |
| #948 | personalized coffee mug | 2 |
| #1607 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #1529 | porquoise | 3 |
| #44 | pottery club | 1 |
| #13 | pottery hat | 2 |
| #41 | pottery shield | 1 |
| #42 | pottery training pants | 1 |
| #24 | pottery yo-yo | 2 |
| #1286 | puce paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #12 | smoked potsherd | 78 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2624 | spooky eggnog | 2 |
| #801 | stick-on eyebrow piercing | 1 |
| #78 | stuffed-shirt scarecrow | 1 |
| #86 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 217 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #2772 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 2 |
| #1174 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 4 |
| #1173 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 4 |
| #1477 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 5 |
| #1509 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 3 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #2777 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 2 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #1083 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 7 |
| #3294 | tiny plastic angry goat | 5 |
| #2809 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 2 |
| #2160 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 3 |
| #1440 | tiny plastic astronomer | 5 |
| #1999 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 9 |
| #2251 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 8 |
| #1037 | tiny plastic beanbat | 7 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1640 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 11 |
| #1235 | tiny plastic blooper | 6 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #2799 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 2 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #54 | unearthed potsherd | 74 |
| #98 | volcanic ash | 79 |
| #775 | yellow striped oyster egg | 3 |