| #66 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 3 |
| #279 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #256 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #223 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #295 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #225 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #241 | Atomic Comic | 2 |
| #258 | BGE merchandise order form | 16 |
| #343 | Boozehounds Anonymous token | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1019 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1008 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #75 | CRIMBCO mug | 224 |
| #13 | CRIMBCO wine | 233 |
| #2127 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 2 |
| #535 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 6 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #1042 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 3 |
| #311 | Crimbo candied pecan | 40 |
| #260 | Crimbo fudge | 57 |
| #258 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 54 |
| #350 | Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #3213 | Crimbuck | 1 |
| #50 | Crown of Thrones | 1 |
| #15 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 127 |
| #370 | Frosty's frosty mug | 4 |
| #60 | Juju Mojo Mask | 1 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| #254 | Lars the Cyberian | 2 |
| #369 | Red Pill | 1 |
| #766 | Red Rover BB gun | 1 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #40 | Underworld sapling | 1 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| #1882 | anniversary gift box | 2 |
| #2450 | baconstone | 1 |
| #4 | bath ball gift set | 189 |
| #93 | birthday party jellybean cheesecake | 1 |
| #76 | bone spurs | 1 |
| #61 | boneana hammock | 1 |
| #63 | bonedanna | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #749 | brine | 21 |
| #736 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 5 |
| #1147 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #1763 | fire | 1 |
| #282 | fossilized baboon skull | 2 |
| #329 | fossilized bat skull | 1 |
| #32 | fossilized demon skull | 17 |
| #43 | fossilized limb | 241 |
| #211 | fossilized serpent skull | 4 |
| #34 | fossilized spider skull | 16 |
| #25 | fossilized spike | 138 |
| #68 | fossilized spine | 32 |
| #222 | fossilized torso | 28 |
| #108 | fossilized wing | 38 |
| #225 | fossilized wyrm skull | 3 |
| #1304 | ghost cucumber | 13 |
| #307 | gingerbread house | 2 |
| #396 | handful of numbers | 1 |
| #454 | intriguing puzzle box | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #106 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
| #11 | motivational poster | 154 |
| #418 | obnoxious riddle | 1 |
| #332 | phish stick | 3 |
| #367 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #587 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #58 | ridiculous belt | 1 |
| 🥇 | sawblade fragment | 21,770 |
| #1034 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #9 | slow jam collection | 179 |
| #330 | string of Crimbo lights | 2 |
| #350 | tequila grenade | 10 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #828 | toast | 874 |
| #257 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 5 |
| #104 | unearthed potsherd | 42 |
| #302 | volcanic ash | 14 |