| #67 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 3 |
| #280 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #227 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #241 | Atomic Comic | 2 |
| #258 | BGE merchandise order form | 16 |
| #342 | Boozehounds Anonymous token | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #75 | CRIMBCO mug | 224 |
| #13 | CRIMBCO wine | 233 |
| #2126 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 2 |
| #533 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 6 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #1039 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 3 |
| #307 | Crimbo candied pecan | 40 |
| #258 | Crimbo fudge | 57 |
| #257 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 54 |
| #351 | Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #3211 | Crimbuck | 1 |
| #51 | Crown of Thrones | 1 |
| #15 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 127 |
| #370 | Frosty's frosty mug | 4 |
| #62 | Juju Mojo Mask | 1 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| #253 | Lars the Cyberian | 2 |
| #370 | Red Pill | 1 |
| #770 | Red Rover BB gun | 1 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #41 | Underworld sapling | 1 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| #1882 | anniversary gift box | 2 |
| #2445 | baconstone | 1 |
| #4 | bath ball gift set | 189 |
| #92 | birthday party jellybean cheesecake | 1 |
| #76 | bone spurs | 1 |
| #61 | boneana hammock | 1 |
| #63 | bonedanna | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #749 | brine | 21 |
| #737 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 5 |
| #1144 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #1759 | fire | 1 |
| #283 | fossilized baboon skull | 2 |
| #331 | fossilized bat skull | 1 |
| #32 | fossilized demon skull | 17 |
| #43 | fossilized limb | 241 |
| #211 | fossilized serpent skull | 4 |
| #34 | fossilized spider skull | 16 |
| #25 | fossilized spike | 138 |
| #68 | fossilized spine | 32 |
| #222 | fossilized torso | 28 |
| #108 | fossilized wing | 38 |
| #226 | fossilized wyrm skull | 3 |
| #1304 | ghost cucumber | 13 |
| #309 | gingerbread house | 2 |
| #395 | handful of numbers | 1 |
| #453 | intriguing puzzle box | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #105 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
| #11 | motivational poster | 154 |
| #418 | obnoxious riddle | 1 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #368 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #586 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #58 | ridiculous belt | 1 |
| 🥇 | sawblade fragment | 21,770 |
| #1037 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #9 | slow jam collection | 179 |
| #331 | string of Crimbo lights | 2 |
| #349 | tequila grenade | 10 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #826 | toast | 874 |
| #257 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 5 |
| #102 | unearthed potsherd | 42 |
| #301 | volcanic ash | 14 |