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🥇	Ankh of Badahnkadh	3,866
#446	Iron Beta of Industry	17
#5	Squat-Thrust Magazine	1,620
#14	blank diary	9
#5	cob of corn	20,579
#6	depantsing bomb	2,010
🥈	giant jar of protein powder	11,015
🥇	gold crown	3,724
#179	long-stemmed rose	12
#4	pec oil	1,811
#23	skull capacitor	4
#163	slice of pizza	5
#160	tofurkey nugget	1
#16	troutpiece	27