| #174 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 11 |
| #223 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #269 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 4 |
| #65 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 8 |
| #117 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #179 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #184 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #89 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| #146 | Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #195 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #120 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #73 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 1 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #356 | Kissin' Cousins | 3 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #383 | Let Me Be! | 4 |
| #71 | Maxing, Relaxing | 9 |
| #248 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 6 |
| #215 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #197 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #477 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 2 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #108 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #8 | Oscus's neverending soda | 1 |
| #179 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #104 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 9 |
| #613 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #234 | Summer Nights | 5 |
| #93 | Tales from the Fireside | 8 |
| #137 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #312 | Travels with Jerry | 4 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #188 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #192 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #103 | bed of coals | 7 |
| #687 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #92 | birthday party jellybean cheesecake | 1 |
| #1500 | bit of clingfilm | 1 |
| #311 | comfy coffin | 4 |
| #217 | concentrated garbage juice | 4 |
| #218 | corncob pipe | 7 |
| #26 | crumpled felt fedora | 1 |
| #358 | cup of infinite pencils | 3 |
| #488 | cursed black pearl onion | 1 |
| #284 | cursed bottle of black-label rum | 4 |
| #513 | cursed bottle of rum | 1 |
| #273 | cursed cannonball | 3 |
| #312 | cursed dirty joke scroll | 3 |
| #154 | cursed piece of thirteen | 8 |
| #460 | cursed sea biscuit | 1 |
| #101 | cyclops eyedrops | 9 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #377 | fancy canapés | 1 |
| #166 | filth-encrusted futon | 5 |
| #616 | filthy lucre | 61 |
| #137 | flamin' bindle | 5 |
| #816 | foam dart | 1 |
| #235 | frayed rope belt | 6 |
| #281 | freezerburned ice cube | 1 |
| #56 | freezin' bindle | 8 |
| #79 | frigid air mattress | 7 |
| #398 | giant glass of brandy | 1 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #183 | hobo fortress blueprints | 1 |
| #5 | hobo monkey | 1 |
| #689 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #443 | lewd playing card | 5 |
| #454 | longhaired hippy wig | 1 |
| #432 | lucky bottlecap | 2 |
| #20 | mostly rat-hide leggings | 1 |
| #434 | orange peel hat | 1 |
| #242 | panhandle panhandling hat | 6 |
| #2409 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #31 | shapeless wide-brimmed hat | 1 |
| #250 | sleazy bindle | 3 |
| #555 | spooky bindle | 1 |
| #672 | stained mattress | 1 |
| #330 | stinkin' bindle | 2 |
| #361 | thermos of brew | 1 |
| #582 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #471 | voodoo snuff | 2 |
| #613 | witch hat | 1 |
| #587 | wreath of laurels | 1 |