| #330 | BRAINS shorts | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #134 | CSA all-purpose soap | 5 |
| #147 | CSA bravery badge | 5 |
| #176 | CSA cheerfulness ration | 6 |
| #180 | CSA discount card | 5 |
| #189 | CSA fire-starting kit | 83 |
| #158 | CSA obedience grenade | 7 |
| #170 | CSA scoutmaster's "water" | 8 |
| #159 | Camp Scout pup tent | 3 |
| 🥇 | Deactivated MiniMechaElf | 1 |
| #2738 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥇 | Tickle-Me Emilio | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #1455 | anniversary gift box | 3 |
| #172 | bag of GORF | 6 |
| #190 | bag of GORP | 3 |
| #185 | bag of QWOP | 3 |
| #697 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #67 | boiling seal blood | 11 |
| #713 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #89 | charged magnet | 1 |
| #208 | cold seal sweat | 11 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #6 | crumbling rat skull | 1,427 |
| #132 | disassembled clover | 967 |
| #775 | dry noodles | 15 |
| 🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
| #1944 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #761 | fake blood | 1 |
| #121 | filthy lucre | 199 |
| #235 | foetid seal tear | 11 |
| #88 | forbidden sausage | 3 |
| #156 | half-baked potion | 13 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #1370 | lucky rabbit's foot | 3 |
| #375 | old sweatpants | 194 |
| #1886 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #848 | powdered candy sushi set | 1 |
| #229 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 5 |
| #1022 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #367 | smoking grass | 111 |
| 🥈 | soul monocle | 1 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #898 | sweet mochi ball | 1 |
| #682 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #350 | ten-leaf clover | 51 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #202 | water purification pills | 2 |
| 🥇 | yield shield | 1 |