| #34 | January's Garbage Tote (unopened) | 1 |
| #145 | Lobster qua Grill | 1 |
| #724 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 10 |
| #18 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 | 6 |
| #1576 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #707 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 3 |
| #135 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 20 |
| #262 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #1300 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #1348 | club necklace | 5 |
| #999 | diamond necklace | 7 |
| #656 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 10 |
| #829 | heart necklace | 9 |
| #63 | missing wine | 3 |
| #765 | pork elf goodies sack | 7 |
| #1104 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 7 |
| #1107 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 7 |
| #762 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 10 |
| #1484 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 5 |
| #748 | sandwich of the gods | 10 |
| #1175 | spade necklace | 6 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1842 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 27 |
| #1118 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 44 |
| #1195 | stuffed angry cow | 42 |
| #1501 | stuffed astral badger | 35 |
| #1453 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 36 |
| #1059 | stuffed cocoabo | 45 |
| #1390 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 37 |
| #1448 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 36 |
| #1312 | stuffed hand turkey | 39 |
| #2142 | stuffed mind flayer | 24 |
| #1682 | stuffed scary death orb | 31 |
| #1436 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 36 |
| #1476 | stuffed snowy owl | 34 |
| #1885 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 27 |
| #1688 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 30 |
| #1532 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 34 |
| #74 | walrus ice cream | 2 |
| #602 | white hat hacker T-shirt | 1 |