| #1339 | Amulet of Yendor | 2 |
| #550 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 2 |
| #61 | Time Juice | 8 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #415 | astronaut ice-cream | 1 |
| #5465 | badass belt | 4 |
| #1040 | bag of airline peanuts | 19 |
| #2562 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2108 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1719 | brick | 8 |
| #529 | cheap toaster | 4 |
| #253 | chrome helmet turtle | 1 |
| #1004 | clown hammer | 19 |
| #1061 | defective skull | 9 |
| #1844 | disco ball | 1 |
| #1712 | disco mask | 1 |
| #1087 | encoder ring | 2 |
| #1102 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 14 |
| #1352 | fake fake vomit | 10 |
| #1182 | fake hand | 10 |
| #139 | felt | 55 |
| #1659 | fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #71 | glowing frisbee | 1 |
| #263 | googly eye | 55 |
| #1325 | jazz soap | 8 |
| #1328 | joybuzzer | 9 |
| #11 | jumbo olive | 1,234 |
| #2179 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1164 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 13 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2532 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #1028 | oyster basket | 3 |
| #1018 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 13 |
| #1082 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 17 |
| #497 | petrified time | 1 |
| #169 | pile of loose snow | 1 |
| #2033 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2102 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1142 | rubber emo roe | 16 |
| #140 | spooky rattling cigar box | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #85 | tiny plastic Ed the Undying | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4534 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8241 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8144 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8078 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4341 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8090 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #151 | toy wheel | 55 |
| #1194 | whoopie cushion | 14 |
| #1455 | wind-up chattering teeth | 8 |
| #1211 | x-ray specs | 4 |
| #227 | ye olde golde frontes | 1 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2816 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1327 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1238 | yellow snowcone | 15 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |