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| #216 | Thorny Toad trading card | 1 |
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| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
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| #590 | bronze breastplate | 1 |
| #3274 | club necklace | 1 |
| #1224 | cocoa egg | 1 |
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| #3285 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #48 | gator skin | 157 |
| #2812 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 1 |
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| #1515 | knuckle sandwich | 1 |
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| #1171 | phonics down | 1 |
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| #1652 | rigid carapace | 1 |
| #3637 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
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| #1295 | scroll of drastic healing | 1 |
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| #8882 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
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| #8891 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #1296 | super-spiky hair gel | 1 |
| #1620 | thin black candle | 1 |
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| #2810 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 2 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #3080 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #2118 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 3 |
| #2782 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 2 |
| #2744 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 2 |
| #3062 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4021 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
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| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
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| #3907 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
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| #2768 | tiny plastic demoninja | 2 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
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| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
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| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
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| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
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| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
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| #1051 | titanium assault umbrella | 1 |
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