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| #214 | Thorny Toad trading card | 1 |
| #226 | Vaso De Agua trading card | 1 |
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| #1433 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
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| #589 | bronze breastplate | 1 |
| #3271 | club necklace | 1 |
| #1219 | cocoa egg | 1 |
| #1228 | cocoa eggshell fragment | 1 |
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| #3286 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #47 | gator skin | 157 |
| #2815 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 1 |
| #1108 | glowing red eye | 1 |
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| #1517 | knuckle sandwich | 1 |
| #879 | oversized pizza cutter | 1 |
| #1172 | phonics down | 1 |
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| #1123 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
| #1653 | rigid carapace | 1 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
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| #1295 | scroll of drastic healing | 1 |
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| #1335 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 1 |
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| #8911 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
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| #8873 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
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| #8881 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #1296 | super-spiky hair gel | 1 |
| #1622 | thin black candle | 1 |
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| #2806 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 2 |
| #3175 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3073 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #3119 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3826 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
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| #3070 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #2116 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 3 |
| #2777 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 2 |
| #2742 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 2 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
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| #8241 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
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| #3898 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
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| #2765 | tiny plastic demoninja | 2 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #8078 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
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| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #8090 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3828 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
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| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
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| #1052 | titanium assault umbrella | 1 |
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