| #784 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #384 | Hell ramen | 5 |
| #13 | Iiti Kitty phone charm | 1,905 |
| #1133 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 1 |
| #308 | Orcish meat locker | 1 |
| #705 | a little sump'm sump'm | 1 |
| #434 | ancient Magi-Wipes | 8 |
| #394 | ancient vinyl coin purse | 6 |
| #77 | bat whip | 1 |
| #415 | begpwnia | 1 |
| #687 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #510 | black eyedrops | 1 |
| #670 | bottle of antifreeze | 1 |
| #385 | bottle of rhinoceros hormones | 1 |
| #649 | box | 10 |
| #465 | bungle in the jungle | 1 |
| #957 | can of spinach | 1 |
| #153 | cast-iron legacy paddle | 1 |
| #728 | catgut | 2 |
| #662 | cherry | 1 |
| #2110 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #115 | clown whip | 1 |
| #864 | cool whip | 1 |
| #432 | cream pie | 1 |
| #178 | deactivated MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #1480 | defective skull | 1 |
| #1274 | delicious salad | 9 |
| #579 | distilled fortified wine | 3 |
| #656 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #762 | fake blood | 1 |
| #1989 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #736 | fetid feather | 1 |
| #102 | filthy hippy poncho | 6 |
| #692 | [2426]fire flower | 1 |
| #856 | flaming feather | 1 |
| #725 | foam dart | 5 |
| #1042 | furry fur | 11 |
| #640 | green candy heart | 11 |
| #595 | gremlin juice | 1 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #758 | hellion cube | 2 |
| #26 | hipposkin poncho | 15 |
| #201 | irradiated pet snacks | 1 |
| #652 | lavender candy heart | 11 |
| #1895 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 1 |
| #717 | orange candy heart | 11 |
| #213 | palm-frond whip | 1 |
| #192 | penguin whip | 1 |
| #1654 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 1 |
| #1884 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
| #654 | pink candy heart | 11 |
| #229 | red balloon | 1 |
| #309 | shrinking powder | 1 |
| #190 | six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #356 | sleaze wad | 1 |
| #1225 | sunken chest | 1 |
| #98 | tail o' nine cats | 1 |
| #724 | tasty tart | 1 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #1187 | ten-leaf clover | 1 |
| #118 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 49 |
| #416 | unearthly onyx | 1 |
| #2814 | unstable laser battery | 1 |
| #585 | wang | 1 |
| #671 | white candy heart | 11 |
| #1456 | x-ray specs | 1 |
| #789 | yellow candy heart | 11 |
| #2120 | yellow snowcone | 1 |